Praying for the speedy recovery of the security guard at Temple Israel in Michigan. So thankful none of the congregants were hurt, and so grateful to the first responders for their swift response. It could have been so much worse. (1/3)
I was at camp with Brad & Josh that summer. 💔
Like, what if we had hated our jobs? Or flamed out in some spectacular fashion?
When we bought our first house, we were baby lawyers in our 20s & I was *astonished* at how much money banks would have let us borrow
Even better: when you prequalify, run a couple minor-disaster scenarios & evaluate if you could still make the payments. On one salary for 8 months? With medical bills? If you had to replace the roof?
It’s almost like the federal government oppresses religious beliefs & practices that conflict with the president’s political agenda
Wish there was a rule against that
Gosh this sure seems like an antisemitic rule 🤷🏻♀️
Guys you gotta get the dryer vent cleaned annually
Love to pay employees based on factors totally outside their control
Yes.
Love being along for this ride
Welp, our political, judicial, and military leaders have all decided they’d rather just see what happens when the electorate empowers the biggest pendejos it can find. 🤷🏻♀️
Where are all the Americans whose good crawfish processing jobs were being taken by those immigrants?
You know how you can tell I am satisfied with your service? I KEEP HIRING YOU.
Yesterday, a service provider CALLED ME ON THE PHONE and wanted me to take a survey RIGHT THEN. What is this madness
If you get to do cool things like state Supreme Court arguments, bring a young lawyer or two. It doesn’t matter if you can bill for them. Bring them anyway. 10/10, would recommend.
Here's my bottom line:
Much of what they are doing is bad.
Much of what they are doing is unpopular.
Pushback is working.
We are winning.
Keep fighting.
Be creative.
Push for what you'd want.
Allow for insiders and outsiders.
Realize that change takes time.
Reduce harm in the meantime.
The thought of 38yo Rev. so-and-so going through pictures from the event & saying 'Il capo ne sarà entusiasta!' is hilarious
Gender affirming care for Republican politicians but not for trans people seems to be standard practice for these folks.
If JD Vance wears a size 13 shoe, I’m Miss America
He’s wearing lifts for sure, look how you can see his heel even though his foot is flat on the ground.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that!
I majored in international relations. As a topic, it’s fun & interesting in theory
One of the stations today listed the midwest steps of handing a storm and advised that maybe this time everyone should skip the middle step, which was "Go out on the porch and see what's going on."
I am of course sitting out here bc when the apocalypse comes, I will meet it with my eyes open, like a Kansan does 🌪️
Sounds lowkey apocalyptic outside #kswx
I have this gif on repeat, idc idc
“My supervisor approved the filing”
“Your honor, I am not aware that Mr. R has a supervisor”
I remember once making Old Fashioneds at a friend's house. He didn't have a muddler, so I used an ice cream scoop. I'm pretty much Bear Grylls, now.
Dropped a package of frozen meat on my pinky toe so I basically understand what Lindsey Vonn is going through
oh noooooo
