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@thekaybguy

Melee Stats Writer, part-time Tekken seeder, former Korea Melee TO, number-go-up gremlin. Currently working in Boston. Join the Korea Melee discord here: https://discord.gg/uMDnNGnB

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19.05.2025 04:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I must know the source

24.01.2025 15:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

LET'S FUCKING GOOOO

12.12.2024 03:05 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Walked into work today and was told the project that I spent the last year of my life working on would likely be scrapped by the end of the week

brb gonna cry now

18.11.2024 17:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@pulch.bsky.social with coco puffs

12.11.2024 17:25 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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08.11.2024 23:15 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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08.11.2024 23:13 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Was brainstorming for a new pfp in VC the other day and @pulch.bsky.social was like "what about smthing from Sonny Boy" and I was like holy shit then I was like omg a monkey baseball pic and then we started chanting MONKEY BASEBALL MONKEY BASEBALL

Anyway I still don't have a new pfp

08.11.2024 19:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This is wombo combo erasure

05.11.2024 19:34 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

If Cruz loses Texas I definitely won't be sorry

05.11.2024 19:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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05.11.2024 06:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So apparently i had the fucking blackjack as my surgeon, just saving lifes in the middle of absolutely no where just doing his thing. crazy how life works out

godspeed my dude

04.11.2024 22:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"Whoever did your surgery was a genius. This fracture was extremely hard to detect, most orthopedists would've missed this. If he was in Korea, I'd like to meet this man myself"

04.11.2024 22:06 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I'm sitting in his office as he's just staring at the photos on a large monitor and just says nothing for 10 minutes but it feels like an hour. Then he suddenly says this:

04.11.2024 22:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I finally get home & my first instinct is to get a 2nd opinion from a doctor I can trust. My gramps (who was a bigshot doctor) hooks me up with "the best" & I send this guy every XRay that was done on me in the past month. Omw to the appointment, I'm paranoid i'll have to get another surgery (9/?)

04.11.2024 22:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I'm the second most depressed I've ever been. I finally get the ticket home (for $3-4k), and I carry two heavy suitcases while hopping on one foot throughout my miserable 22 hr commute back home in intense pain and all I can think about is if I got grifted and this surgeon fucked up my foot (8/?)

04.11.2024 22:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I'm stuck for two weeks for post-surgery rehab before I'm cleared for travel. My friends are all gone, my foot fucking hurts even when i'm downing oxytocin like an addict, the sweat in the cast makes me think ants are crawling in my skin, and black wasps kept invading my pad at all hours of the day

04.11.2024 22:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I can't see shit where he's pointing and all I can think about is that "there's no fucking way, this guys a hack" but at this point I'm scared out of my mind so I sign the papers to get surgery done asap. I break the news to my employers and sure enough I lose the job and my flight gets cancelled

04.11.2024 22:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I show up to the appointment thinking everything will be chill, and they do another XRay of my foot there. My doctor comes up to me with the photos, points to my right foot and says "you have small but major fracture right here and you need surgery immediately" (5/?)

04.11.2024 22:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I book at a random nearby orthopedics (I'm in the middle of nowhere in rural cornfields) in panic. later, the pain gets so fucking bad even after downing pain killers that I call an ambulance in tears to get to a hospital. They do another XRay and to my relief they say "yep, nothing wrong" (4/?)

04.11.2024 22:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

At this point, the thought didn't cross my mind that I could've broken my foot. I didn't even want to consider it because of the internship. I got an XRay at my university health center, and they said "hey, we're not professionals, we don't see anything here but u really should see a real guy" (3/?)

04.11.2024 22:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Summer 2019, I managed to get an intern position at a lab in IRELAND(!!!). During a celebratory hike at the end of the school year, I fell and landed on the front end of my right foot. I felt dull pain, but it ended up growing worse and worse until the pain got so bad I couldn't walk anymore (2/?)

04.11.2024 22:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I got an email recently that told me the orthopedist who did surgery on my foot would be leaving his facility for greener pastures. Which reminded me of a CRAZY story with my involvement with him that I will never forget (1/?)

04.11.2024 22:02 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

A friend told me he follows a law where if a meal is more expensive than chipotle, it must be, not similar, but a BETTER meal otherwise you should just eat at Chipotle.

I respect this way of life, but surely everyone has a "chipotle" of their own. Give me some thoughts

01.11.2024 21:36 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Loadspiller

01.11.2024 06:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh it's removing from a pool

That's so much more reasonable

29.10.2024 16:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I've realized that after playing things other than Melee I require a strong training mode or the desire to watch hours of footage in order to play a new fighting game without going insane. In that sense, Rivals 2 is testing me lmao

26.10.2024 05:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Second Boston, or at least the Cambridge side.

26.10.2024 05:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0