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Mohamed

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Slice of Life The breeze immediately hit her the moment she slid open the door to the balcony; in comparison to the sweltering heat inside, brought upon by the veritable swell of people mingling, laughing, drinking...

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19.10.2025 15:09 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I had to do that platforming bit twice 🙂

09.10.2025 05:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
a frog holds itself upright while poking its upper body out of a manhole cover set in a pavement or road

a frog holds itself upright while poking its upper body out of a manhole cover set in a pavement or road

truth coming out of her well to shame mankind

30.09.2025 19:58 👍 3439 🔁 1035 💬 19 📌 17

It gets even better.

27.09.2025 16:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Picture of the cartoon character representations of the Gorillaz raising a Palestinian flag

Picture of the cartoon character representations of the Gorillaz raising a Palestinian flag

Gorillaz say FREE PALESTINE

17.09.2025 23:02 👍 14634 🔁 4341 💬 49 📌 121
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running a street sweeper through the avenues of my consciousness to rid myself of unfulfilled hopes and dreams

16.09.2025 14:39 👍 29 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

When your own label calls you a whiny bitch it is time to hang it the fuck up

17.03.2025 17:07 👍 280 🔁 20 💬 2 📌 1

They should bring back Vine

17.03.2025 18:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

People with long legs and short torsos always look so weird to me.

23.02.2025 14:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How did I only find out now that Kelly Lee Owens put a new album out last year?

09.02.2025 14:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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09.02.2025 03:07 👍 9632 🔁 566 💬 54 📌 15
Heathcliff and a few other cats are riding in a big pink blimp with the word DANK written on the side. Grandma Nutmeg angrily comments to a neighbor "I'm sick of that dank blimp."

Heathcliff and a few other cats are riding in a big pink blimp with the word DANK written on the side. Grandma Nutmeg angrily comments to a neighbor "I'm sick of that dank blimp."

06 Feb 2025

06.02.2025 19:34 👍 1076 🔁 335 💬 13 📌 22
shop window of Sleepy Cat Books, f
with a sleepy cat sitting there front and center

shop window of Sleepy Cat Books, f with a sleepy cat sitting there front and center

respect truth in advertising

26.01.2025 02:11 👍 5740 🔁 1232 💬 46 📌 16
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How I’m feeling tonight

09.02.2025 06:44 👍 5140 🔁 1116 💬 20 📌 40

no shut up this doom won’t scroll itself

09.02.2025 04:14 👍 1270 🔁 216 💬 12 📌 4

Are we human or are we dancer, or are we some sort of grotesque human/dancer hybrid, an unholy abomination unto god that should never have been

09.02.2025 08:49 👍 341 🔁 54 💬 16 📌 4

any thoughts you have after 10 PM, you want to ignore. those are your night thoughts and they are whispered lies. as for your day thoughts, best to ignore those too

04.02.2025 04:34 👍 2538 🔁 477 💬 23 📌 19
JANUARY 31:
I simply cannot believe that I have not yet achieved all of my 2025 goals

JANUARY 31: I simply cannot believe that I have not yet achieved all of my 2025 goals

31.01.2025 13:27 👍 153 🔁 10 💬 2 📌 1
Dracula from Castlevania SOTN saying he’s been getting mad at humans again because they make bad decisions. So mad he turns himself into a giant horned demon. Honestly I don’t think he’s wrong

Dracula from Castlevania SOTN saying he’s been getting mad at humans again because they make bad decisions. So mad he turns himself into a giant horned demon. Honestly I don’t think he’s wrong

Dracula becoming very understandable these days

29.01.2025 09:22 👍 102 🔁 13 💬 2 📌 2

Making someone laugh must be one of the best feelings on God's green earth.

28.01.2025 15:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The remote work debate was funny because it forced the question "Is a job something valuable you do or is it a place you go to be watched like daycare" and the answer for a lot of them was yeah it's the daycare thing now come on inside recess is over

27.01.2025 15:25 👍 32144 🔁 5702 💬 420 📌 158

إيه الحر ده

25.01.2025 13:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Why not write about your writing worries

25.01.2025 11:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I waited years before I started watching Severance just so I wouldn't have to wait ages for the new season, and now I'm back to waiting for a new episode every week. Worth it though.

17.01.2025 19:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Made the mistake of following a list of comedy people on here and now my feed is just full of weird nonsensical jokes. Now I have to unfollow like 90% of you.

17.01.2025 05:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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RIP David Lynch, whose cartoon, “The Angriest Dog in the World,” helped get me through at least a couple of years in grad school

17.01.2025 01:32 👍 213 🔁 22 💬 0 📌 1

a thing I loved about David Lynch that so few got right was that you were always confused about whether you should be disgusted or turned on by his films. Is this horror or is it hot? Is it dread or anticipation? All the questions he would create, he would let only you answer

16.01.2025 20:00 👍 91 🔁 7 💬 3 📌 0

(learning my neighbor clark is actually superman) so when you said you couldn’t help me move,

17.01.2025 05:16 👍 2382 🔁 286 💬 25 📌 3