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I had to do that platforming bit twice 🙂
a frog holds itself upright while poking its upper body out of a manhole cover set in a pavement or road
truth coming out of her well to shame mankind
It gets even better.
Picture of the cartoon character representations of the Gorillaz raising a Palestinian flag
Gorillaz say FREE PALESTINE
running a street sweeper through the avenues of my consciousness to rid myself of unfulfilled hopes and dreams
When your own label calls you a whiny bitch it is time to hang it the fuck up
They should bring back Vine
People with long legs and short torsos always look so weird to me.
How did I only find out now that Kelly Lee Owens put a new album out last year?
Heathcliff and a few other cats are riding in a big pink blimp with the word DANK written on the side. Grandma Nutmeg angrily comments to a neighbor "I'm sick of that dank blimp."
06 Feb 2025
shop window of Sleepy Cat Books, f with a sleepy cat sitting there front and center
respect truth in advertising
How I’m feeling tonight
no shut up this doom won’t scroll itself
Are we human or are we dancer, or are we some sort of grotesque human/dancer hybrid, an unholy abomination unto god that should never have been
any thoughts you have after 10 PM, you want to ignore. those are your night thoughts and they are whispered lies. as for your day thoughts, best to ignore those too
JANUARY 31: I simply cannot believe that I have not yet achieved all of my 2025 goals
Dracula from Castlevania SOTN saying he’s been getting mad at humans again because they make bad decisions. So mad he turns himself into a giant horned demon. Honestly I don’t think he’s wrong
Dracula becoming very understandable these days
Making someone laugh must be one of the best feelings on God's green earth.
The remote work debate was funny because it forced the question "Is a job something valuable you do or is it a place you go to be watched like daycare" and the answer for a lot of them was yeah it's the daycare thing now come on inside recess is over
إيه الحر ده
Why not write about your writing worries
I waited years before I started watching Severance just so I wouldn't have to wait ages for the new season, and now I'm back to waiting for a new episode every week. Worth it though.
Made the mistake of following a list of comedy people on here and now my feed is just full of weird nonsensical jokes. Now I have to unfollow like 90% of you.
RIP David Lynch, whose cartoon, “The Angriest Dog in the World,” helped get me through at least a couple of years in grad school
a thing I loved about David Lynch that so few got right was that you were always confused about whether you should be disgusted or turned on by his films. Is this horror or is it hot? Is it dread or anticipation? All the questions he would create, he would let only you answer
(learning my neighbor clark is actually superman) so when you said you couldn’t help me move,