posting expert

I don’t

Naked Barbies in a scary way

High school got my DOB wrong in the transcript

waow

posting expert balancing a basketball on index finger

ye look

That would be hella cool

Excellent

I guess that explains the 27

Requesting my high school transcripts is so humiliating. What do you mean I got a 27 in German. I don’t remember taking German

Thank u it was very good

what should I try

what? what? What

White wine and olive oil sauce, simmering with sundried tomatoes, garlic, lemon, rosemary, and chicken sausage. thickened with corn starch and sour cream afterward yay

not featured is the end result, but made a creamy white wine chicken sausage pasta tonight with a little side salad for tonight’s dinner.

thank you for your support

I am not nauseous Skyler. I am the nausea. A doctor doesn't refill mv prescription and you think that of me? No. I am the one who dry heaves

I AM GODS STRONGEST CYCLIC VOMITING SYNDROME WARRIOR

Oh my god. I bet she couldn’t find me in the system because they migrated to a new platform and I never got my confirmation email to register. Could that be it. Could that be how 7 years of medical history seemingly vanished

Bobby hill Dr Manhattan

day 34 without my daily medication. I am growing stronger and weaker with each passing moment. Soon I will be limitless. I will experience agony and euphoria. Pain and bliss, all at once. Time passes but I do not feel it. Today is yesterday. Next week is tomorrow. In my anguish I reach enlightenment

hunting boohbahs for sport

if that’s allowed

“Don’t put lamb rack in a slow cooker” sue me. Fuck you

lamb rack over potatoes and onion in a slow cooker, with garlic gloves, rosemary, and some red wine

simmering cherries with sugar, water, lemon, cinnamon, nutmeg, and cayenne

asparagus coated in Parmesan cheese

voila. All put together. Looks like a terrible bloody mess but it tasted real good. Plating is shit but I wanted to hurry up and eat it. Sorry

girl dinner

#satire

I’m glad she said so. I wasn’t sure. But I do feel like I can relate

#relatable

yes sorry my bad

Video of a woman in a palantir hat, with the caption “Epstein files update, devils lettuce ppl that use it us harder to manipulate. Ppl that drink alcohol are easier to manipulate”

found something

same. I’m going to start crying during interviews to see if that gets me anywhere

“How do you work under pressure? How would you adapt to unforeseen circumstances?”

“Fuck it we ball”

can’t stop thinking about the guy I interviewed who said “fuck it we ball” to one of my questions. I have to hire him. I have to choose Him