New commission: a Muppet version of THE FIFTH ELEMENT featuring Miss Piggy and Waldorf! The original was drawn with mixed media on 9 X 12" watercolor paper; this is a digitally colored version. #MuppetMonday
A man is using a level on another man's penis. THe other man looks smug. The man using the level says "Jeez, you weren't kidding." He looks at the bubble, right in the centre and says "perfectly level..." He hands the level-penised man the level and says "OK... OK! Do me now!" The level man says "sorry, but the bubble's off." The other man, crestfallen says "I feel so ugly."
Seabirds must have a pretty sweet life. Seaside buffet every morning. (shot in Puerto Vallarta a couple weeks ago)
It still blows my mind sometimes that just by moving my fingers in exactly the right way across the surface of my special rectangle, I can cause almost anything I desire to appear on my doorstep. And I'm still discovering new spells. True magic.
"Once he had believed that it was good to be rational, but now it seemed that his reason could never answer the overwhelming questions, or grasp the special providence in the fall of a sparrow." -- "English, August", Upamanyu Chatterjee
