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WV/AZ. Just an absolute wretch of a human being but I am really trying hard to be better. He/Him Angry a lot but I think at the right people. Have a great blog community: https://www.balloon-juice.com

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What’s going on with Ben Shapiro’s eyebrows? "Gender affirming eyebrow enlargement."

what www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...

11.03.2026 02:07 👍 113 🔁 13 💬 17 📌 2

“We can’t possibly escort ships through the Strait of Hormuz, let alone gain dominance over it!” - the most powerful naval force in history of the world which is convinced it is the linchpin of all future conflicts and Guardian of the Pacific

11.03.2026 00:15 👍 253 🔁 46 💬 8 📌 6

I was in a 2 hour briefing today on the Iran War. All the briefings are closed, because Trump can't defend this war in public.

I obviously can't disclose classified info, but you deserve to know how incoherent and incomplete these war plans are.

1/ Here's what I can share:

11.03.2026 01:03 👍 12792 🔁 5226 💬 352 📌 724
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This is hilarious.

Also, completely enraging.

11.03.2026 01:56 👍 4925 🔁 2258 💬 65 📌 107

or put that down but I was so stunned I think the only thing that came out was hey hey HEY

11.03.2026 01:45 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I love that my immediate reaction to that eagle/hawk/merlin swooping down and grabbing that bird was to stand up and yell "hey hey hey what are you doing"

11.03.2026 01:45 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I wasn't checking between their legs I dunno what do you think this is a girl's hs swimming meet?

I'm kidding- there were lots of males and females around I get upwards of 90-100 birds every night when I feed. They start to congregate at around 3:30 on the wires

11.03.2026 01:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

70's

11.03.2026 00:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

make bier run for something

11.03.2026 00:47 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
the fattest damned dove I have ever seen in my life its chest is puffed out to the point it is almost touching it's head and it looks like a pillow with wings and a beak

the fattest damned dove I have ever seen in my life its chest is puffed out to the point it is almost touching it's head and it looks like a pillow with wings and a beak

speaking of my birds, can you overfeed wild birds

11.03.2026 00:43 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

Here's an option, turn all the ships around and go home and stop bombing Iran.

11.03.2026 00:22 👍 50 🔁 11 💬 7 📌 0
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Senate Moves Toward Passing Sweeping Housing Bill, but Challenges Lie Ahead

Hey @ddayen.bsky.social have you been following this legislation at all or written about it?

www.nytimes.com/2026/03/10/u...

11.03.2026 00:20 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

no my one cat has figured out how to parkour up a 6' potion of the fence and get out of the yard so now I need to install rollers across the top

11.03.2026 00:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

so now I have to figure out how to keep my cat INSIDE the fence and the murderbirds out this is awesome

11.03.2026 00:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Are there predator birds in Tempe? I just watched a bird swoop down and snatch a finch off my cinderblock fence, it screamed, and the big bird carried it's corpse to my neighbors roof like the eagles carried frodo in LOTR. sat there, and then took off.

And no I have not smoked any drugs today

11.03.2026 00:11 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 7 📌 0
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Iran begins laying mines in Strait of Hormuz, sources say | CNN Politics Iran has begun laying mines in the Strait of Hormuz, the world’s most important energy chokepoint that carries about one-fifth of all crude oil, according to two people familiar with US intelligence r...

lol we are so fucked

www.cnn.com/2026/03/10/p...

10.03.2026 23:41 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
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The war makes it more urgent for journalists to call out Trump’s derangement | Press Watch The commander-in-chief is unfit for duty.

I've been struggling with how to express my dismay at the war coverage by our top newsrooms, and how it dances around the central fact that Trump is deranged and unfit to command. I finally wrote something. Please read it. presswatchers.org/2026/03/the-...

10.03.2026 20:01 👍 1116 🔁 441 💬 33 📌 41

I just strained a muscle in my quads.

Standing in line motionless.

Everything is fucking awesome

10.03.2026 21:51 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I think this story is a really good example for people to look at when it comes to understanding bias at NYT. It's not that the reporter, Dana Rubinstein, says anything outright false. But the framing, word choices, etc., add up to an unprofessional and biased account.

10.03.2026 17:17 👍 6536 🔁 1270 💬 50 📌 0

Has he tried swimming in the potomac or other alternative cures? Is he not eating enough protein? This sort of thing doesn't happen to people who follow the right lifestyle.

10.03.2026 17:25 👍 29 🔁 3 💬 5 📌 0

make him define woke next

10.03.2026 17:21 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

temu cilian murphy needs to have his real name out there so we can track his career

10.03.2026 17:21 👍 15 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

Now my gp, dentist, eye doctor are all women and because my insurance runs through a major teaching hospital when I have to see a specialist I have a bunch to choose from.

10.03.2026 17:01 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Yeah I had an experience in the early 2000's when I was having anxiety attacks and all sorts of shit and I was talking to my doctor and he was looking at charts and I just said to myself "this dude isn't fucking listening to me at all" and I just left and got a new doctor

10.03.2026 17:00 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I quit going to male doctors 20+ years ago and this was largely solved.

10.03.2026 15:57 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

remember that riverboat brawl when a bunch of scumbags fucked around and found out and got beaten with folding chairs? That should happen more often.

10.03.2026 15:53 👍 21 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0

man it's a good thing we nuked all our renewable projects now that gas is so cheap

10.03.2026 05:05 👍 73 🔁 11 💬 2 📌 0

Bo Dietl, sadly, is still with us

10.03.2026 04:50 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Bo Gritz - Lawyers, Guns & Money Bo Gritz is dead. One of the largely forgotten figures of the late 20th century, Gritz played a critical role in the development of the paranoid, conspiracy theory driven reality of today’s world. He ...

Bo Gritz, right-wing lunatic, conspiracy theorist, criminal, and pathfinder for Donald Trump's movement, is dead. Here's my obituary of this horrible human being.

www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2026/03/bo-g...

09.03.2026 20:09 👍 83 🔁 28 💬 7 📌 12

and with truckers and farmers you aren't just taking away or threatening their livelihoods, you are taking away their entire fucking identities for a lot of them and entire regions.

I can tell you all about coal mining and steel mill heritage.

Their response is going to be fucking visceral

10.03.2026 04:42 👍 21 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0