Does anyone else remember when Dubya said "the END of operations" and tried to walk it back to "the end of MAJOR operations"? Pepperidge Farms and geriatric millennials like myself remember 🙄
I'm suing Grammarly over its paid AI feature that presented editing suggestions as if they came from me - and many other writers and journalists - without consent.
State law requires consent before someone's name can be used for commercial purposes.
www.wired.com/story/gramma...
If you are a little bit of a curmudgeon, you are permitted to describe yourself as a cursmidgeon.
...gotta catch em all? idk
Man.
The world fucking is on fire.
So go be as corny and cringe as you wanna be without hurting people.
Live whats left of your only life.
If you can’t be free in your body at least go be free in your mind and soul.
Fuck the haters.
If you're scared of protesting or a general strike because you could lose your job, healthcare, and housing, or even go to jail, now you understand why the US has no universal healthcare or housing and no guaranteed parental leave, but DOES have the largest prison and police system on planet Earth.
Oh gross, do you know how they extract that? However, you could probably sell it to bodybuilders or extreme athletes as a performance enhancer.
God created clown porn to punish and pleasure us.
Wait, what sad CEO news? I haven't been on social media all day.
NO NO NO YOU DON’T
GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA
federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL
tell everyone you know
www.freetaxusa.com
SO awesome. 🥴🫦👀
Idk, if pigeons can be taught to read, I feel like raccoons can learn too.
Was your library also a zoo? Because that sounds awesome.
Libraries have more resources than just books! Check your local library out, there's something for everybody! Even him!
My Tinder bio
This International Women's Day, please remember that trans women are women. Full stop. No qualifiers.
Dognut?
I know, TT was bought by billionaire scum, but this video is super accurate and extremely funny 🪄🎱
🚨🚨🚨URGENTE🚨🚨🚨
Well if so many people hadn't lost bets...
Ok so in the U.S., "proof" is double the ABV or alcohol by volume. So like 99 bananas liquor is 99 proof or 49.5% ABV. Hope this helps 🙏
If only 🤤
He's doing such a good job 🥺
Is this mushroom edible? AI: Yes! AI standing over grave: you're right --that mushroom was poisonous. I'm sorry for the confusion! Would you like to learn more about poisonous mushrooms 🍄?
Might fuck around and buy a pack of cigarettes. Write a list of twenty names. Throw the cigarettes and the list in the freezer. And smoke one every time a name gets crossed off. It’s the closet I can come to manifesting abundance. Or maybe voodoo.
An infographic. There are six panels. 1. "Slow internet. Alt text is shown in place of unloaded images." a drawing shows a phone with poor signal, and alt text is visible where the image should have loaded. 2. "Findabillity. Alt text helps to search content." A drawing shows someone searching 'dog with banana' and a post is shown underneath without the words 'dog' or 'banana'. It is implied to be part of the alt text. 3. "Screen readers. Alt is read out to people using text-to-speech software". There is a drawing of the output a screen-reader would show when viewing an image with alt text on bluesky. 4. "Translation. Alt text can be translated". A drawing shows a post being translated. The alt text is also translated into german. 5. "Readability. Text in images can be made legible" There is a drawing of some truly awful handwriting inside a speech bubble. The alt text clarifies what the text is supposed to say. 6. "Disambiguation. Description helps clarify intent." There is a drawing of a post with a picture of a creature. This is styled after the famous optical illusion of a rabbit and a duck. The alt text clarifies that the animal is a rabbit. It definitely looks more like a duck.
Generally we think of alt-text as the domain of those with accessibility needs.
However alt-text is useful for many reasons, which benefit your viewers, as well as you, the creator!
A screenshot of the accessibility tab in my Bluesky settings, showing the alt text toggled on "require alt text before posting" Btw alt text is also a fun place to shamelessly editorialize on your post and there ain't no character limit. Go ahead and share the Canterbury Tales here plus throw in a random Fuck or Shitass. It's a delightful pastime
Friends, please use Alt Text whenever you post images. It helps those with sight issues understand your sparkling captions & assists those of us who are hopelessly unhip in getting your references. Just toggle it in the settings for a reminder every time you share a bot mot, THANKYOUSOMUCH
Well if so many people hadn't lost bets...
