bermuda triangle shirtwaist factory 🔥

godddd i bet those FUCK

within three days of us returning from tokyo, my partner bought onigiri molds + learned to make them bc he couldn’t live without them lol

oh my goddd we went to an opera premiere on friday that a bunch of my friends worked on + the artistic director filmed a clapback video before the show + made us all participate it was the most performative culture war nonsense I’ve seen in a minute. the opera itself was pretty good though.

forgot about the part of research where you just cry + cry + get so mad at ronald reagan while looking at art bc those people should be ALIVE right now with their loved ones

there’s rarely a perfect day to run out of adhd meds but on a day where all i have slated is talking about class warfare in the titanic musical + building a plane out of pvc i’m chillin

i guess i kind of get why m*ry k*y ladies are like that now :/

turns out a significant portion of being in grad school is peer pressuring other people to go to grad school

definitely helps that that particular job description seems like it was created in a lab specifically for my extremely weird + specific skillset

confirmation emails for job applications that feel like they were written by a real human are so weirdly affirming like you know what i WILL have a great day thank you [redacted MA theatre i desperately want to hire me]

experts warn it’s dangerous for murderous nazis to kick in your door

games that are basically a crazy version of the original but the player character is now a hot girl who will kill:

silksong
hades ii
ms pacman

the addams family has an inherent nuanced sexiness that the average high school theatre kid simply could not understand which makes for some insane blocking + line delivery but at least they’re getting enriched i guess??????

came here to make this joke + im so glad you beat me to it 🫶

when Trump dies everyone on earth will orgasm simultaneously

my lovely sister had the bright idea to do outdoor family pictures with a 19F wind chill + now my sinuses are fried, it’s painful to breathe, + school starts tomorrow i am DYING

sexting via howler

some of my favorite job have been smearing schmutz on stuff. scenic art is fun lol

i’ve been working on this huge crochet project off + on for my nephew since before he was born + just finished + wrapped it i’m SO EXCITED

unpopular opinion: silksong is worse than hollow knight in a steven moffat hates his fans kind of way

me reading + taking notes on textbooks over winter break

a four-legged ceramic goose, standing on the dashboard of a car

this one is called goose horse

i applied to two jobs today, one of which i’ve wanted since i was like six please clap

actually it should be illegal for ad rolls to blow your ears out instead of being the same volume as the content they’re served on

they should invent a year that's better than the one before it

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The Cracker Barrel thing was THIS YEAR. We have three more years of this shit. Anybody who makes it to 2028 without looking like Nosferatu will be required by the state to start a skincare brand.

So everyone's watching the 60 Minutes that was supposed to be banned and everyone who knows how PDFs work can unredact the Epstein files, it's like the Christmas spirit has irony poisoning this year

Bringing back Limewire to illegally rip copies of reporting suppressed by the government is definitely some cyberpunk shit

I love reading. in fact I love reading so much, that I will re-read the same paragraph 10 times over, in an attempt to pay enough attention to register it properly

Remember kids, if you're working today, no you're not. It's Christmas Eve Eve. Put 8 hours of fake meetings on your outlook calendar. You're meeting with Santa. Take a dozen smoke breaks and feed a reindeer. Dasher and Dancer love Newports. This work week is over if you believe it is.