El Chino Latino

The combination of daylight savings time and running out of Vyvanse is not recommended.

I'm only a casual fan of USA Hockey but that broke me

Alysa Liu telling 60 Minutes “I love struggling, it makes me feel alive” is a legit revolutionary statement from a Bay Area native in a time when copious amounts of time and resources are being put toward convincing us to opt out of experiencing struggle, friction and self-actualization

When did IB's Cheesesteaks open in Santa Clara??? 🤩🤩🤩

Adventures in AuDHD: I made steel cut oats today in the rice cooker.

13 hours ago.

My favorite Super Bowl memory is still when Elon Musk was at the 2023 game in Arizona and panicked about his Eagles tweet getting less engagement than Joe Biden's. He then flew immediately to Twitter's San Francisco office to start emergency meetings to fix the site's algorithm.

i think people mad about bad bunny’s performance have never been forced to consider that not everything is for you

Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous

america could be such a cool fucking place if we’d just let it be

Can't wait to hear how this is deeply un-American

Only one who got the ball into the end zone was Bad Bunny

I'm so proud this is happening at my metro's Super Bowl

Know that ad was AI because if Jalen Hurts really threw a flaming football at the Olympic torch he would have overthrown it by 10 yards and burned down the Coliseum heyoooo

Malcolm Butler, what a troll job. Well done.

American Idiot still shreds but Green Day skipped the "sieg heil to the president" part of Holiday; Roger Goodell must've told Billie Joe there's a sniper trained on him from the rafters.

Jaylinn Hawkins and Craig Woodson - back to back Cal defensive backs

#takers

Green Day have to be the only band to play 924 Gilman and the Super Bowl

I feel like I keep having to apologize for Generation X

Politically toothless Green Day performance, I'm pretty disappointed.

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My wife and I say this all the time. LMAO Go Bears

They're trying so hard to justify a murder. And every American should know: if they kill you, this is what they'll do to you.

Because we got ravaged by flu and norovirus, my son and I are making the Christmas cookies we were going to make three weeks ago.

Maybe we get holiday cards out by MLK's birthday - technically still a holiday.

Shanahan is coming out of this TV timeout with an end zone shot

KYLE SHANAHAN YOU DIRTY SLUT

My wife is screaming every time they show it

My wife says Kittle tore his Achilles.

Source: @rhondaqueen.bsky.social has had a torn Achilles

Aww yeah, Forty Fucking Niners in 4K!

Finally sitting down with this breakfast burrito at... 11:48

I haven't eaten at Rengstorff In-N-Out in probably 25 years