the parallels.....
16.01.2026 05:59
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the parallels.....
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girl tried to move her webcam to look down at me but she spent 5 minutes struggling to get it untangled from her monitor instead
had to explain 67 to a 28yo woman last night
your twenties are for lamenting
i should receive $50 as emotional compensation every time i have to watch a gacha game ad with tectone in it
the bar said no dogs so she left me at her apartment
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oh my goodness gracious 😳
i often think about the time i was at a show and thought to myself “oh hey that rlly hot girl i follow on twitter would fw this i wonder if shes here” and then saw her sit down 5 feet away from me to smoke a cigarette and i was simply too high to deal with that reality at the time
call my girl james way the english teacher insisted on calling her by an incredibly offensive nickname
call my girl james way she tryna get inside the house
sometimes ill have a dog moment where i look in the mirror and go “woah that girl is really pretty” before remembering what a mirror is
no comment your honor
call my girl james way she got a giant peach
first interview done
job interview saturday i will be free of my prison of being broke inshallah
returning to the forward command post (my car in mountlake terrace) to resupply (plug my phone in) due to an operational oversight (spent too much time talking to girls on the internet)
certain events have lead to the addition of several pictures of my armpits to my camera roll
me! ^-^
girl who is unaware of the tribulation from heaven she will soon endure
crashing out at the secret femtanyl show in Seattle
getting high again god bless unemployment
theyve added post notifications and im gonna make it a select few peoples problem
been getting into wandering and meandering lately
did you guys know that the fourth of july is on friday the thirteenth this year
when penis come in and out cum, cum in; then person come out, outcome: need income.
How the King of Elfhame Learned to Hate Stories by Holly Black with illustrations by Rovina Cai
this one probably doesnt count because its young adult and more of a collection of short stories about characters from a full series of novels but mistborn is kinda young adult and also this has the advantage of not being boring
this one was really cool if you ignore that really weird scene near the end that no one likes to acknowledge online
Piranesi by Suzanna Clarke
House of Leaves by Mark Z. Danielewski
these were cool. i finished piranesi in a week and i cried near the end of house of leaves. fun times