PMTKizzle

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They got my ass. They microtargeted me

Both of which are themselves necessarily secondary to the argument over whether Mainers will elect him anyhow, or God forbid, elect him *because* he's a Nazi and/or an idiot.

Arguing if Platner is a Nazi or not is a stalking horse for the argument over whether he's an idiot or not, and he is.

These guys are real stupid. Good thing they’re not in charge of anything important.

What’s the over/under on how many republicans in the House retire before November 2026?

this is all so very stupid

I only caught a few of the governor candidate speeches

Steyer spending his railing against the wealthy was, if you‘ll pardon the pun, a bit rich

Four horsemen of the midpocalypse

everyone loved the tech industry's free music and friendship machines of 20-30 years ago. it's unclear what could be causing people to feel the opposite about the industry's new racism and insanity machine

STOP playing music loud in bars, I am trying to DRINK and you are making NOISE that is LOUD

Exclusive: White House uses USAID funds for budget director Vought's security, documents show The White House budget office is using millions of dollars from the former U.S. foreign aid agency to pay for the security detail of Russell Vought, President Donald Trump's budget chief and an archit...

The Project 2025 author is using millions of dollars in USAID money for his own security detail.

It is estimated that 762,000 people have *already died* as a result of Elon Musk and Russell Vought’s obscene murder of USAID, including more than 500,000 children.

Vought is a mass murderer.

Foreign languages baffle me in the same way; don't know if that's related.

I'm pretty sure I have dyscalculia since numbers never stay in their place while I'm doing math.

I brute forced my way through the equivalent of 6 years of math in high school (2 summer courses) and no one ever thought to ask why.

I still didn't understand calculus even after taking it twice.

I highly recommend a bus party for meeting your neighbors and other locals.

the thing that’s so strange about the current american billionaire class is precisely the fact that they have chosen, as a class, to forego maximizing their own wealth in order to pursue cultural and political power, not as tools to further profit, but as the ends in themselves

I spun my friend's car and trailer across 4 lanes of traffic after getting caught between a semi and the median on a downhill.

I'm still not clear how we didn't hit anything on the road.

Getting married is the gayest thing you can do unless you're gay because gay marriage is the straightest thing. Bisexuals aren't real and were fabricated to cover up a 1972 Soviet lab leak in Kazakhstan.

No, see it’s that not that straight sex is gay, it’s that having sex with a woman is gay. So a woman having sex a man? Straight. A man having sex with a woman? Gay. Two women having sex? Gay. But a man making love to his bro? Straight.

I mean, let's be clear. Heated Rivalry was never queer. Nothing that's easily accessible for the reader or viewer is queer. The only really queer media is zines printed with the contributors' blood and then immediately incinerated. Everything else is straighty straight straight.

DACA was great but it was a pivot from when Obama was emphasizing deportations and border security to get Republicans to bargain on immigration reform, which they never did because they want the issue not a solution to the issue

The Seahawks suck because they’re our rivals.

The Patriots suck because they’re the Patriots.

I already wasn’t going to watch the Super Bowl but now I’m extra not going to because the two worst teams are there.

Steven Miller will die in prison.

So why stay in these jobs? The pay isn’t good enough. Pure, uncut racism can only sustain them so long. They will burn out before we do.

They cannot kill us all. That’s not much of a message of hope, but it is one.

The Trumpist’s endless escalation will get agents killed. Despite being cosplay dimwits, agents have to see that. Their behavior suggests they do; they act scared shitless every time they encounter the least resistance.

PSA to nobody in particular: "reigning in" does not mean what you think it means.

You're looking for "reining in"

I utterly hate the military cosplay here, but applaud the Herculean effort it took to get gear in American Girl Doll sizes.

Going to keep reposting this until it comes true.

There's a group of freaks running the country who think the video is exculpatory because it shows the kind of person that they think should be killed, and they're telling all of us that as a kind of insider vice signaling

i do think the fact that the situation room is tweets is fascinating, because it suggests an administration that is a) still struggling to "go around" its own institutions and b) an administration fucking *obsessed* with spectacle over substance