jc denton: word on the street is people can get anything from you. vaccines. drugs. even bofa.
deus ex npc: what's bofa?
jc denton, pulling out gun: i'm asking the questions here.
me when my girl takes her top off
Why is this one about Santa
Hillary Clinton's campaign logo with glasses in the shape of the year "2016" and surrounded by confetti
Happy New Year to Hillary Clinton our next President ! and to all the Hillary supporters you rock! go Hillary 2016! :)
james holds up a photo of mary: “I’m looking for my dead wife. I’m not crazy” angela weilding a knife: “wh- what’s on your arm?..” james looks over at his toilet arm and then back at angela: “I’m not crazy”
🚽💪
The villains "Brand X" from the movie Foodfight!
Foodfight was ahead of its time in having a group called X just be a group of Nazis
i was hoping we were going to do this to him today
trump is so nasty omg
nappa: ALRIGHT💢💢WHO'S💢DYING💢FIRST💢
piccolo and gohan:
VIDEOS GOTTA BE LESS THAN 60 SECONDS? MAN WILL THIS FUCKING APP CATCH UP ALREADY SO I CAN QUIT TWITTER FOR GOOD? I DON'T WANNA BE THERE ANYMORE!
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #2,507,725, iNZANE🍉🇵🇸 @inzane0ne.bsky.social, joined on Dec 14, 2023"
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #2,507,725!
A bunch of men are hanging out in a big hole. A sign points to it labelled "Hole." One of the men in the hole points to a sign that says "NEW HOLE." He says "hey look! someone made a new hole!" All the men frantically rush out of the old hole and into the new one. One comments "this feels like how the old hole used to feel."
prequel
this happened in 1952/1956
President: Eisenhower versus Stevenson
MLB: Yankees versus Dodgers
NHL: Red Wings versus Canadiens
"How am I supposed to explain a trans person to my kids" My parents had to explain what a blowjob was because I asked what the president was in trouble for. You are WEAK. You DISGUST me.
That's not a policy thing, dude. That's the LAW you freak.
Uh, no? We talked in the lobby, idiot.
If there's a plug to be pulled, Elon will trip over it
Oh, okay
I've just been sorta mirroring my tweets until twitter full dies
I do not Fucking recall them asking the blue sky elders permission to open registration to commoners .
I don't like this conversation anymore
I hope to god you fall off this roof. Or any roof.
Dude, gross
I'm living it, dude
"Every bite fills my mouth with flavor and my brain with omega-3s!☝️🤓"
Thanks someone cool made it
Neat!
