AlmondeyeMuva 🔞

I’m ngl being back on here after mad long it just feels weird and everything looks different

Giving back to my Dad on his day literally fills my heart with so much joy. I’m Glad I was simply blessed enough to do it no questions asked.

First off y’all could have told me I was finna cry looking at Toy Story 4 but my coworker today told me 5 was coming out !!! Is that 4true???

Look my soulmate need to put in that work and find me cuz im def putting in that work to find me too. 🙃

I h8 feeling like this.

Please explain what job you know of that will allow you to make 3x the rent if the rent is already 2100? If that was the case why would I look to rent I would be able to afford my own house by then correct?

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That’s what I said lol I’m like most shows give out 10,000 or maybe 25 but 200,000😳😳

Okay so maybe I’ve been out the loop for a min watching these competition shows. But RuPaul ‘s drag race givin out $200,000 WHOLE DOLLARS. Y’all better step on out , live your truth, and get that monyon frfr!!!

It hurts at first but as the days go on it gets somewhat better …

Sigh. You help me with nothing but yet you think you’re entitled to everything.

current mood: cutting and dying my hair in a gas station bathroom to change my identity

All Curves No Breaks. 🚨

🖤 𝔸𝕝𝕞𝕠𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕪𝕖𝕞𝕦𝕧𝕒.

Really tired of the back and forth. Just go your way so I can go mine.

AlmondeyeMuva taking a sip

You Thirsty 💦Baby ?

Signed Ms Almond. 😌

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The rap girlies fighting again, everything expensive asf, the government is about to shutdown, and I haven’t gotten head in years…

Send the flood, Im done.

Thankful for the chance to do my dance. 🙏🏾

I kno I want my kitty Kay touched on but I’m not willing to let just anybody tap this cooter 😝😌

Almond sitting seductively wearing black lace like stockings and clear round rimmed glasses . Accompanied with a black bra and featuring Hot pink cat eye Nails 💅

How can I tell you that I’ve been thinking bout you too?….

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Just gotta stay prayed up frfr.

I really am in awe of the blessings that came into my life.

Being single def has its perks. No empty convos

Bout to get dressed up. Y’all ready?

My toy came & I def went to pick that up asap I was not waiting another day 😂

I can’t wait for this new lingerie to come in. I’ve been wanting to revamp my content for a min now

Just checking to see if y’all still around 😏

So because I won’t pick up your slack and accept your failure that means treat me like a ghost? Well I guess rejection is divine protection I always say.

I wish you would have left me tf alone. Like why waste my time if you knew you wasn’t goin to stick around ?

I never knew how much fun a #solodate can be 🥳

A time was had. 🥳

When I tell you I had a time last night. My birthday was epic and I did everything I wanted to do and more!!