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desperately trying to get offline. // Funny Or Die, UCB, MrBeast, Kreativ, America Won't Shut Up

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Now That's What I Call 9/11
Now That's What I Call 9/11 YouTube video by Jason Flowers

This week's podcast feels like as good a reason as any to share this dumb sketch I wrote at UCB in NYC a dozen years or so ago. www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7T6...

20.02.2026 06:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this is how i found out

11.06.2025 17:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

NBA basketball is soooooo fun to watch without someone in your ear telling you it’s unwatchable

09.01.2025 02:30 πŸ‘ 2369 πŸ” 178 πŸ’¬ 83 πŸ“Œ 16

Mike Breen: Bang!
Max Strus: Bangs!!!

09.01.2025 01:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

cut to 10 years later:

it’s still lebron 🀦

04.01.2025 08:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the breast country in the world

14.12.2024 23:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

USA-Cups!

14.12.2024 23:51 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

it’s funny … the skeleton thing happens in the scene where they are driving the wrong way on the highway, although its quick. that said, i think its just john candy. my guess is this frame is from an extended or director’s cut, tho u’ll see it frequently online.

14.12.2024 22:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this movie made me laugh real hard an uncountable amount of times

07.12.2024 09:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

peacock frantically deleting the option to make your pfp the boss baby

06.12.2024 21:52 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

rob, this was fantastic!

06.12.2024 16:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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In the time between Planes, Trains and Automobiles (1987) and Home Alone 2 (1992), someone must have informed John Hughes that skeletons don't typically have eyes and that sort of bums me out.

28.11.2024 19:31 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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we’re thankful for all these funny people

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27.11.2024 23:38 πŸ‘ 73 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

this is incredibly cool!

22.11.2024 22:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

broke my arm and this doctor tried to put in a podcast. turns out it was the three smartless guys in a trench coat. this is a bad hospital!

21.11.2024 17:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Someone at ESPN needs to tell Pat McAfee to tidy up his desk. What if company drops by? What will they think?

21.11.2024 17:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Heading into the studio to record a parody version of Cher’s β€œIf I Could Turn Back Time” that’s about destroying the internet in its infancy

21.11.2024 16:57 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And I think it's to a point where it's so undeniable across genres that if, say, some Hard Rock Dude was making a Top 10 list he'd be like "How many's that, nine? You know what, just go ahead and throw Kelly Clarkson on there as well."

21.11.2024 06:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I bet he regrets piling all of his Tonight Show money into a 60-foot hill.

20.11.2024 20:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

but also, how?

20.11.2024 18:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

general question for anyone reading this: what?

20.11.2024 18:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sports are great because they don’t drop all their episodes at once and you never have to wait 2.5 years for a new season.

20.11.2024 18:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0