Re: olympic hockey. We can all agree that Canada had the best uniforms and the USA had the best penalty killers and goalie, right? 🏒 🥅 🏒

I wish I could get crazy excited about really small things like my dog does when it eats the one grain of rice I dropped on the floor.

There is no real way to tell if kettle chips are stale, right? #crunchy #stillcrunchy 🥔

Revelation: Stale chocolate chip cookies are a poor man's Soft Batch cookies. Discuss. 🍪 🍪

Reality's way of saying "good morning" is throwing out my back putting on underwear.

Left my 5-hour-old coffee in my car during a site visit and now it's too hot to drink. ☕ 🔥 💯 ☀️

We have had all 3 kids back in the house ever since college got out for the summer and the wifey-poo and I have never had so much alone time! #theyGone #kidsAreBasicallyRoommates #whereAreYouGoingNow

We have a lot of trouble dealing with the high press. This is due to sloppy passing from an unorganized and lazy defense. Having starters out is not an excuse. The backup players have to be MLS quality and they aren't.

Watching Wifey-poo dodge flying and crawling cicadas on our walk is the most fun I've had in months.

The green room for the NFL draft could double as a Havertys.

I guess I should start learning Russian in preparation for when this regime is fully in place. 🇺🇸 😡

I guess democrats are going to start mysteriously falling out of windows soon. 😢 #sayNoToRussia #fTrump

What's up with Fox's Atari 2600 graphics? 😂 🏈 #BudgetCuts #nfl #superbowl