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Immigration lawyer. Mom. Aquarius. All skeets explicitly represent the views of my employer. πŸ“ CT/NYC

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If the government really is worried about Iranian sleeper cells, then it was probably a mistake to systematically reorient the majority of US counterterror resources toward arresting immigrant grandmothers and five-year-olds in bunny hats

13.03.2026 14:37 πŸ‘ 5075 πŸ” 1479 πŸ’¬ 69 πŸ“Œ 34

We figured out the issue. My husband uses my Amazon account on his phone and he set up a passkey using his face on my account, years ago. So through his phone we set up a second passkey for my device. I never would have even thought of that.

13.03.2026 14:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

But how do I set that up if I can’t even log into my account? The Apple Passkey app that I already have won’t let me create a new passkey for Amazon but it has the password saved. Amazon apparently won’t let me just log in with just my password anymore.

12.03.2026 19:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I have a password saved but it literally is just taking me in a circle when I scan the QR code and tells me I don't have a passkey saved for Amazon.

12.03.2026 19:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"Horrifically, it appears AI might have been behind the unintentional bombing of a girls' school in Iran by the United States."

12.03.2026 18:37 πŸ‘ 103 πŸ” 40 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 12

Why is Amazon forcing me to use a passkey now to log in? I don't have one for Amazon so now it won't let me even log into my account. I don't want to use my fucking face or fingerprint to log in. JFC.

12.03.2026 18:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

IT'S NOT A TEST OF SAFETY REGULATIONS IT'S A TEST OF A "SELF-DRIVING" SYSTEM THAT STILL DOESN'T WORK AFTER A DECADE OF BLOWN DEADLINES

12.03.2026 16:33 πŸ‘ 582 πŸ” 86 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 1
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Only US Votes Against Women’s Rights Document At UN Commission - Health Policy Watch President of the UN General Assembly Annalena Baerbock told the opening of CSW that the backlash against women's rights "feels as though we are forced to

The US was isolated in its opposition to the adoption of agreed conclusions at the United Nations Commission on the Status of Women, recording the only β€œno” vote at the UN on Monday.

12.03.2026 03:06 πŸ‘ 433 πŸ” 263 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 56

Me writing an O-1 support letter for a client who barely has any experience. Lots of adjectives. Lots of fluff.

11.03.2026 14:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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75-85 days to get a certified copy of a birth certificate from the state is absolutely absurd.

11.03.2026 14:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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My new favorite sticker. Molly girl 4 Lyfe

11.03.2026 13:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

10.03.2026 21:30 πŸ‘ 25506 πŸ” 6929 πŸ’¬ 224 πŸ“Œ 429

Yes, I know, I know, but:

Imagine if Karine Jean-Pierre or Jen Psaki had ever said β€œballpark” when talking about injured and dead American soldiers.

10.03.2026 19:11 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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10.03.2026 12:09 πŸ‘ 17678 πŸ” 5189 πŸ’¬ 481 πŸ“Œ 239

Honestly being told that someone would rather pay 90 million dollars than have you show up to work is kind of the dream

09.03.2026 12:28 πŸ‘ 52 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region

09.03.2026 02:01 πŸ‘ 19412 πŸ” 4859 πŸ’¬ 235 πŸ“Œ 140

The director of my son’s daycare keeps requesting me on IG. Absolutely the fuck not. πŸ™…πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

08.03.2026 15:20 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The weird part for me about the gay thing is that these families don’t know a single gay person IRL so they never have to explain it. My son knows numerous families from school, relatives, and friends that have 2 mommies or 2 daddies. And that’s all you have to say and he’s like ok and moves on.

08.03.2026 13:41 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is at least the third attack on democratic official residences by right wing actors in under a year no?

there were the murders of the minnesotta state reps
the burning of the PA governor residence
and now this?

08.03.2026 00:28 πŸ‘ 682 πŸ” 232 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 3
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A Jan. 6 rioter pardoned by Trump was sentenced to life in prison for child sex abuse Since receiving presidential pardons, dozens of former Capitol rioters have gotten into more legal trouble. In Florida, Andrew Paul Johnson was sentenced to life in prison for child sex abuse.

Jan 6ther Andrew Paul Johnson was molesting a child before he was imprisoned in 2024.

Trump pardoned him - and he immediately went back to molesting that child, AND that child’s friend.

Then he tried to buy their silence by claiming he’d give them some of the millions in restitution he expected.

07.03.2026 14:35 πŸ‘ 556 πŸ” 222 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 22
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Trump Shrugs At US Deaths: "Some People Will Die" - Joe.My.God. TIME Magazine reports: In his phone call with TIME, Trump described the mission as preventative. β€œAmerica First is really about keeping America healthy and well, and not having other countries, you kn...

Seriously: If this piece of shit is allowed to be unbothered at the thought of our deaths then we're allowed to be unbothered at the thought of his.

www.joemygod.com/2026/03/trum...

07.03.2026 03:43 πŸ‘ 1066 πŸ” 174 πŸ’¬ 58 πŸ“Œ 14

Corey Lewandowski to begin affair with Markwayne Mullin

05.03.2026 20:01 πŸ‘ 2823 πŸ” 447 πŸ’¬ 77 πŸ“Œ 28
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We did this one yesterday which was from my childhood and I took from my mom's house. A classic!

05.03.2026 16:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was looking for jigsaw puzzles online for my son and omg is every puzzle just complete AI slop now? I can hardly find a puzzle that is not some AI slop image even when I narrow my theme. They are all sooooo bad.

05.03.2026 16:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It was garden soil.

05.03.2026 16:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why is my brain so fried, I open up Amazon to order something now specifically so I don't forget, and then as soon as it's open I literally have no idea what I came on here to order? Zero idea. Not even a genre of item in my mind.

05.03.2026 15:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, to be clear - NPR has confirmed the piece about the school appearing to have been targeted due to outdated data.

Washington Post and others have confirmed that Claude's being used for setting targets.

A link between the two is plausible but only Claude has "confirmed" it.

05.03.2026 15:30 πŸ‘ 58 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 9

New on MS NOW:

The war with Iran is costing the U.S. an estimated $1 billion a day, according to two congressional sources with knowledge of the matter.

Based on that estimate, the U.S. has spent at least $5 billion on the war since it began on Feb. 28.

05.03.2026 15:50 πŸ‘ 1233 πŸ” 618 πŸ’¬ 92 πŸ“Œ 86
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When you need some women’s sports dopamine but also need to monitor WWIII at the same time.

05.03.2026 02:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dad’s side: Cardboard box factory worker (after WWII army in France). Never made it past 8th grade.

Mom’s side: failed salesman and alcoholic (after WWII navy in Philippines). He did go to college on the GI bill though.

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