Simon Johnson

My score prediction for the Wrexham v Swansea game is four - nizzle.

The good news for that PSG ball boy is that he is likely to end up with a multi million pound vodka business now.

Concentrate on the US tour now #askwxm #wxmafc

I’m going to protest about the travesty that is VAR by refusing to watch any video of any description until it is scrapped.

Why are virtually all moron orange?

I’m sure the Sky commentator keeps calling the Portsmouth manager John Cena but I can’t see him on the bench.

Opportunity taken!

Opportunity Knox!

Two Cardiff penalties have gone into Craven’s Arms.

Penalties. Come on the Town.

Get in. That’s a great goal and thoroughly deserved. #wxmafc #askwxm

Come on Wrexham!

Don’t worry. It’s never stopped us getting promoted before.

We were comfortably the better side today but made silly errors for all their goals. It was a throwback to the Conference days when we just decided we’d score more than the opposition and not bother defending. This time it was against a side that was in the EPL last year.#askwxm #wxmafc

Who is the camera man, Dennis Lawrence? #askwxm

I feel sick. It’s too high.

Alright, triple time. You construction guys drive a hard bargain.

Offer the lads double bubble if they get the Kop built in time for the Chelsea game #askwxm

That will do #askwxm

I should add that the AI tool that I used was very reluctant to do this task and I had to point them in the direction of the excellent Wrexham Archive website. It asked me to look it up myself until in insisted they did it for me. I know people are worried about AI but it is a lazy bugger.

I’ve used AI to analyse our record against all the teams left in the FA Cup to see who we’d like to play based on our historical win percentage against them. Believe it or not, our best chance will be against Bristol City (75%) followed by Arsenal (50%). #askwxm #wxmafc

They showed Flash Gordon on TV in the UK yesterday. Obviously I had to watch.

They don’t want to go up. #wxmafc

I’ve always said we should concentrate on the FA Cup. #wxmafc #askwxm

Keiffer Moore is so hard that he’s been elbowed in the face twice and it caused James and then Cacace to go off injured. #wxmafc #askwxm

Davis Keillor-Dunn is already my favourite ever Wrexham player.

I doubt you will and that is probably a good thing!

I meant the first half of the match. Previously we’d been dropping points from winning positions but against QPR we came back from behind

For the season, I’ve always thought we’d do well. Although results weren’t brilliant early on the performances and underlying numbers were very encouraging.

If we sign DKD, we’re on the WKD. #wxmafc #askwxm