Keebler Youngblood (@youngkeebler)

Elvis songs hit different when you know he’s talking about a 13 year old girl

11.03.2026 20:11 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Elvis songs hit different when you know he’s talking about a 13 year old girl

11.03.2026 20:11 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

mcgruff the crime dog on instagram (@mcgruffatncpc) standing next to the text "VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN PLEDGE"

crime dog you gotta find some better wording for this

11.03.2026 19:07 👍 7988 🔁 1393 💬 135 📌 123

Sorry, this block is closed for Shia LaBeouf giving a fireside chat on how Stripe accelerates enablement of his projects.

11.03.2026 19:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

When I lived in Austin I got all-access passes to SXSW from work on year and I was like “THIS is what the city is practically shut down for every year!? THIS garbage?”

11.03.2026 19:23 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Good luck getting a bad photo of this handsome alpha! (trying something new for engagement)

11.03.2026 19:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a meme of a mcdonald's "jesse plemons meal" parodying the sports celebrity meals at fast food places, it shows a picture of him looking a little offput and the meal consists of a regular hamburger, fries from wendy's, and a cup for water. jesse is low key saying "I get it sometimes"

it may finally happen

11.03.2026 16:50 👍 864 🔁 79 💬 11 📌 5

Ta-seeya Kwe-later

11.03.2026 12:59 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

What race was it?

11.03.2026 11:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Quick, how old is Betty Boop!? My life’s work might be in jeopardy

11.03.2026 11:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think this actually happened to me in high school. Ortho didn’t listen AT ALL at least the chiropractor took an X-ray and explained it.

11.03.2026 02:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Ride The Lightning album cover Metallica says Garfield The electric chair is replaced with lasagna The album title is Ride The Lasagna A spectral Garf is in the background, just because

I thought about making this like 11 years ago and did it just now

11.03.2026 02:30 👍 28 🔁 4 💬 3 📌 0

the new york times post captioned “here are the suggested serving sizes of common household supplies that surprised us the most” with a photo of a glob of white goo in the palm of a hand

gotta be another way to do this

10.03.2026 00:56 👍 4589 🔁 582 💬 115 📌 173

It’s like a chiropractor who recommends you see an ortho doctor. Wait did I get it right?

11.03.2026 02:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

We gotta get more Jalens in sports

11.03.2026 02:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Anyone got Glenn Beck’s number?

11.03.2026 01:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Man if I knew he was in my state that would be enough

11.03.2026 01:30 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don’t even need that much.

11.03.2026 01:25 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

10.03.2026 19:10 👍 1146 🔁 151 💬 5 📌 2

I live in the state of California, he's my governor, I voted for him in 2018, and he's the worst piece of trash imaginable.

He hates the trans community, he's criminalized being homeless in a state where hardworking people are one missed paycheck from the street. He had Bannon on his podcast

10.03.2026 18:08 👍 2437 🔁 436 💬 53 📌 12

Hey, look at this mirror.

10.03.2026 18:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy

10.03.2026 14:02 👍 13716 🔁 3128 💬 91 📌 236

lol I instantly was like “9!”

10.03.2026 12:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Gavin Newsom supports Black equality except for riding at the front of the bus

09.03.2026 19:25 👍 38 🔁 12 💬 0 📌 1

How can we get more collective action on this stuff? Why can’t we just do the same thing as billionaires?

10.03.2026 00:27 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Modern medical science