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not even the longest it’s been “gone” (IT WAS UNDER MY BED… AGAIN) 😭🫶

i’ve probably spent more time with this thing lost than found but WHO CARES WE UPPPP

FOUND THE WEDDNG RING I LOST 5 MONTHS AGO

HAHA I thought about clarifying but the emotion would be the same, ty!!!!!

my last stitch came out i’m SO RELIEVED AHHHH

we got lego sets to distract from my surgery pain and i did the sunflower bouquet and added it to my wildflowers and they’re SO PRETTY i love my plastic blocks 😭

yes its very cheap and easy to pick up :) there’s even an app!

lol is a hellhole that means you’re well adjusted

okay I know 0 about w101, is it multiplayer do you have to join a guild ?

SO you can’t vape after a tooth extraction because the pressure could suck out a blood clot!!!!!!!! very scary. thank god I remembered you can make a gravity bong out of a pen (I feel like a fiend but WHO CARES)

went to one of these for my birthday, it’s amazing and they’re always improving the storytelling!

ordered a family size tray of mashed potatoes for myself, something i would want to do without the missing tooth but now i have a real reason 🎉

it went well but recovery hurts more than any procedure could 😭🔫

whole tl suffering fr…. omw to surgery wish me luck!!!

it was okay in the end, lowk they didnt confront me about anything and they told the rest of the crew that their performance is an embarrassment :/ so honestly I SHOULD be safe, ty 💜

hellll yeah congrats on your freedom, I never tried w101 but sadly I have already committed to reintegrating into league of legends

it made me so mad that he ruined our joy with that I’m still pissed when I remember. men are trash

might actually lose my job for real tonight (they asked me to bring my key to the meeting scheduled to “discuss availability”)! fingers crossed or whatever

husband and i tried to be joyful by playing with paper airplanes and our neighbor asked if we were reenacting the bombs 🫥

practically unemployed and couldn’t be happier

drunk at a baseball game and theyre playing bad bunny i love america

just had to block someone for claiming alysa liu “is shane and ilya’s daughter” this is real life you freaks

nicest dentist i’ve had in my whole life thank god and also jesus 😭 she gonna fix me uppppp

literally my relationship with them is forever changed

worst part is that it was the nerds gummies that I was greedily consuming after dinner that did it

had a fancy dinner and now i need emergency dental surgery!! expensive night lmao

thank you drafts I love you drafts

no less than 7 sad little men called me today wanting a reservation for tomorrow!!! 7 poor fools stuck with a dude asking “do you guys even like, do reservations?” on feb 13th 😭

sometimes you’re having a bad day at work and then the nicest and prettiest lady comes in and then everything is better

it’s so much healthier that way, you’ve risen above us mortals

mr bitch