Dr. Eve Ryorifice

the braindead Fetterman body odor? fear, dumpster juice & fried onions

Rene Redzepi is an abusive motherfucker (did he ever punch his wife & children?) & his bullshit apologies & his coward bitch friends like David Chang do nothing for anyone. Noma is built on abuse & wage theft; let it die. Fuck them all

Missiles fly over Tel Aviv as Tarantino sucks toes like pacifiers, while Morricone plays softly from the Feet Room

What a dumb bitch. Fuck you

Andrew O’Hagan · Stay Classy: Mummy’s Favourite The late queen can be held responsible for much, but nobody could accuse her of seeming to enjoy her role. For the...

www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...

he's such a fucking soup sandwich

Guess What Moderate Democratic Voters Aren’t Anymore? Moderate. Two new polls suggest that moderate Democrats too want higher taxes on the rich and some measure of economic populism. Moderate isn’t what it was in 1992.

newrepublic.com/article/2074...

you just know JD Vance has never not fucked with his socks on ... his wife's dissatisfied Indian eyerolls giving him infinite spite, like nuclear fusion

Max pointing at the floor because that’s where he’s been ragdolled all night #ufc326

At Largest ICE Detention Camp, Staff Bet on Detainee Suicides, AP Reports Camp East Montana has received several 911 calls in the span of five months about immigrants trying to harm themselves.

www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

Humanity heating planet faster than ever before, study finds Researchers identify sharp rise to about 0.35C every decade, after excluding natural fluctuations such as El Niño

www.theguardian.com/environment/...

In a savvy move, Trump undoes sanctions on Russia after Russia helps Iran target Americans.

What to Know About Americans Leaving the U.S. in Record Numbers A WSJ analysis details how a growing number of citizens are choosing to live overseas.

www.wsj.com/us-news/what...

Capitalists Implicitly Expect Us to Save Them From Themselves The unspoken contradiction of optimistic forecasts.

www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/capitalist...

dumb motherfucker

It Can Now Be Plainly Said: Trump Is Planning a November Coup d’État During the campaign, it was kind of hard to picture the specifics of how Trump might pull such a thing off. Alas, it’s getting less hypothetical by the week.

newrepublic.com/post/207138/...

Sorry, folks: gotta cancel the annual Antifa Bake Sale

Sage & sweat burn the air as Lizza, in a corner of the room, stands sentry with the brain worm while on the bed Nuzzi, furried in a bearsuit, smears whale blubber on RFK Jr HGH stomach, still sluggish itself with dog meat & felched harvest

Billionaires Gone Wild Understanding the oligarchs’ power grab and the dire threat to American democracy

paulkrugman.substack.com/p/billionair...

CBS is officially an organ of/for the authoritarian state. It cannot be trusted.

when will a piano fall on your head

ICE Is Expanding Across the US at Breakneck Speed. Here’s Where It’s Going Next ICE plans to lease offices throughout the US as part of a secret, monthslong expansion campaign. WIRED is publishing dozens of these locations.

www.wired.com/story/ice-ex...

How to Organize a Real General Strike in the US General strikes are the most powerful tool in the working class’s arsenal. Recent mass actions in Minnesota against ICE terror were strong steps toward such a strike, but much more organizing is neede...

jacobin.com/2026/02/ice-...

Bitcoin Buttfucks Bonehead Bros

Dumb bad-breath stool-fucker gargoyle Joe Rogan is a cowbell for the herd of fuckin’ idiots & pieces of shit in human society

Zuffa Boxing says it will save the sport – but the fine print shows that fighters may pay the price Dana White has promised boxers a new deal. But the deal he’s offering looks worse than the old one. Will Congress give Zuffa the power to dominate boxing?

www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/j...

when will you walk into traffic

Alex Honnold completes live Netflix free solo climb of Taipei 101 without safety gear Alex Honnold has become the first person to climb the Taiwanese building alone without safety equipment.

truly, Honnold is 1 in 8 billion -- maybe a trillion www.bbc.com/news/article...

just exactly how many fucking people can review food in their cars