sniffles

i love being a she/they boytoy so much it’s so fun

i’m making pasta and then i’m gonna watch love is blind with my mom 🔥🔥

😎

i love my girlfriend and i have a library card and a big glass of whole milk

wooden cup you can gnaw on

*poorly hiding a giant fork behind my back*
cool cool cool

babe can i make you drink like 3 liters of soda this weekend

your favorite minecraft youtuber's favorite minecraft youtuber

this is so adorable omg

warned you

horses don’t stop

oooOOoo a new spinosaurus *sarcastically waves hands*
what’s it have this time? a unicorn horn? 😒

i tried getting some strawberry flavored toothpaste n it tasted like chalk with a hint of strawberry

very disappointing.

sounds epic

i probably won’t,,, i’m not very musical

also i already got on it and my GIRLFRIEND was very impressed cuz i rattled off so many names

you gotta check out some of the niche ankylosaurs they got some crazy ones

i think girls will like me more if i learn the names of more dinosaurs

i love you

i got my balls removed n now my shit go spinosaurus mode in the hot shower it’s fun, i’m glad i get to experience it

heh i’m somewhat of a nonbinary chaser named sniffles 😼

Notification from Chess.com: "NotAJedi67 sent you a message: what on earth u thinking?"

This is what happens when I do most of my online chess playing at 2am while dilating after taking heavy bong rips. Literally put my queen in a position to get taken with absolutely no consequence or strategic advantage. A move so bad it had my opponent messaging me concerned about my wellbeing

many such cases

it’s fresh band aid on my weener friday

yes

it’s good 👍

heat