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Sassy Smurf

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Retired Grandma. Lifelong Democrat. Atheist. Green Bay Packers Shareholder. Blocked by Brett Favre on Twitter. No DM’s. PLEASE DO NOT INCLUDE ME IN STARTER PACKS!!! Do not follow me if all you do is repost.

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Flop sweat. Textbook case.

12.03.2026 00:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Who eats there? Transgender issues aside, the food is disgusting. 🤢

12.03.2026 00:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Pete Hegseth is banishing photographers from the Pentagon over “unflattering” photos of him?

Would be a shame if this picture kept circulating.

11.03.2026 18:04 👍 973 🔁 507 💬 141 📌 49

💯

11.03.2026 19:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The photographers only have so much to work with, Petey.

11.03.2026 19:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Have you ever seen a “flattering” photo of him?

11.03.2026 19:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Rub some dirt on it!!

10.03.2026 22:21 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No more sauna workouts?!

10.03.2026 22:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🤢🤮

10.03.2026 22:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Only the best and the brightest!

10.03.2026 19:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nice planning.

10.03.2026 16:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Why?

10.03.2026 16:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Libraries

10.03.2026 14:12 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I canceled Amazon Prime and never order from there.

10.03.2026 03:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I never saw that episode.

10.03.2026 02:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Same!

10.03.2026 01:10 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nope. No Amazon for me. Bezos has enough money.

10.03.2026 01:09 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Or you could say neither.

10.03.2026 00:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“He?”

09.03.2026 22:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Same.

09.03.2026 22:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Is he a used car salesman?

09.03.2026 11:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That’s why I don’t run marathons.

09.03.2026 06:37 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

💯

09.03.2026 06:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Is this written in English? I’ve read it three times and still don’t understand it.

09.03.2026 02:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

But Al Franken had to resign.

09.03.2026 02:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Trump required them to smile.

08.03.2026 22:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh Heather. You’re so pretty.

08.03.2026 22:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So, he has no agenda? 🤦🏻‍♀️

08.03.2026 21:58 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Duh

08.03.2026 16:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Ever since I retired 3 years ago.

08.03.2026 15:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0