I woke up with no song. A rarity!

1153 more days of breaking the laws and no accountability.
Let's fucking change that

Wait .. I thought we were done?
Oh yeah that was a lie too

Update. Porta potty still upright.

Today's game.

Will the porta potty stay upright. Lol

And eeeeeeewwwwww.

1154 more days of Jerry Springer

Today's earworm. Stay, Lisa Loeb

Stay safe! If I could I'd send ya the 60 mph winds to blow it all away! 😉🤣

Maybe this is where the pretenders' city went? 🤣🤣😉

Ya know. Why do I feel like deja vue

I had "we are young" by fun.
Damnit bandle

Sorry for your loss. They're like family!

Hey dummy. If there's nothing left to target on Iran... Then why are we still destroying shit there?!? Oh yeah, you be lying again

I had the bluest eyes in Texas by restless heart in my head this am

Making America great though, right?

1155 more days.

All he cares about is himself and money

Blood pressure after hearing dump lie?

1156 more days

I'm sure that stuff destroys your tires though!

Sounds like it's hailing. Lol

So severe thunderstorm watch.. and winter weather advisory. Tf? Lol

The Chinese balloons are back?!?

1157 more days....

Even the car didn't want to live... Glad I don't own one. Lol

Holy shit this Mexico US game is bonkers for defensive plays

Sitting at the doctor's office. Waiting for the music master challenge.

Just getting a food allergy test. Confirming what I know. Lol

🎶 I'm just sitting out here watching airplanes take off, and flllyyyyyyyy🎶

Damn, now I have that Gary Allen song in my head. Lol

Organized actually exists?!?

1158 more days.

Just remember. If you start humping a minute before daylight savings time.... You can say you were doing it for more than an hour!!

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