Shårpy🛸

And another one 💩💩💩💩

That's 3 now and it's only 7am

Already had 2 💩's since waking up

I've been tired and eating too much lately

I think with the internet, social media and podcasts etc there's a lot more American influence in the media people in UK see

We're having giant sausages, mixed veg, potatoes and faggots for dinner

A double rainbow above a residential street.

Double rainbow! 🌈😃

How do you answer your phone?

HELLO!?!?!

Atlantic Puffin

Nigel Farage faces questions over the funding of his Clacton house 👇

If you thought people adding data collection software into your zoom meetings (in the form of 'AI notetakers') was bad, wait until 75% of your Signal chats are being screenshotted every 3 seconds by six massive tech companies.

All preventable! -->>

BREAKING: Beau Mason, Commissioner of the Utah Department of Public Safety, narrates a video including new details of Charlie Kirk's suspected killer's escape from the Losee Center rooftop.

All those boobies you can hypnotise to grow must be exciting

🎹🎹🎹

PAM TAM TAM TAM

🎼🎺🎺🎺🥁🥁🥁🥁

Tatatataaaaa🎵

🎼🥁🥁🥁🥁🪈🪈🪈

MEVROUW DE VRIES🎵

🎹🎹🎹

"We won!" written on the parliament building in Kathmandu, Nepal shortly before it was burned to the ground on 9 September, 2025

Damp squib

Looked for the lunar eclipse saw f all

Last night’s lunar eclipse—such a magical sight 🌑🌕

Trying to stretch out this back 😔

trying to explain to the cat why the heater doesn't really need to be on tonight

Nearly beat my high score on 2048 then died which is nice

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Where's morph?

Amazing hahahs

I support plasticine action

So far today has been fueled by crisps and biscuits

An otherwise ordinary street with cars parked either side, but also a line of immense trees with green bark arch over it like a tunnel, stretching into a misty distance.

This is apparently a street in Amsterdam called Lomanstraat.

Howard my black and white cat is watching me from the upstairs bedroom window of my end terraced house.

Just saying goodbye to my neighbour’s elderly retriever and felt like somebody’s watching me 🙂👀

Not a single Reform UK MP attended today's Commons statement on child rape gangs.