linktothepabst

y'all kfc brought the twister back

the scientific name for a white person who can handle spice is “capsaicin caucasian”

yeah let's go see yamcha

soft prod

me and the homies when we find the guy who invented daylight savings time

declaring war against daylight savings time and i intend to win

I want to take a nap real bad

I'm TIRED and the event hasn't even started

me after hitting 1/10 targets in big buck hunter

Pricemaster ass claw machine game

daniel day drinkin

andrew drinkin

me when the bar has golden tee

mf had NO idea how joan of arc felt

like our buddy the marshall said if you run into one asshole in the morning you ran into one asshole but if you run into assholes all day you are the asshole

they could simply post to a platform and not message directly if that's all they want to do

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i don't understand people who just text memes and don't have conversations with each other. i.... don't want that.

He looks like he might be eating at Rounds

If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck that is. It’s toast time.

decent organization, good pun
8/10

frasier crane mad as hell

lowered some numbers on a recent blood test. Still higher than they should be but I'm basically a Don't Buy stock at this point whereas I was a full on Sell a month ago

lol, which one of them is gonna help the chefs?!

me too and then I remember that picture 😂

they're talking to each other

wes anderson should do a jonathan richman musical

from a decorative dish