Joel Canfield (@joelcan)

I do NOT remember this at all!

14.03.2026 04:53 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

THE BEST THING I’VE SEEN TODAY!

14.03.2026 04:34 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

McGowan: You're saying 46 Americans died, so we should attack this country. Here at home, 68,000 Americans die a year because they don't have health insurance. So, if we're going to spend billions of dollars on something…

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This is how I access Bluesky…

13.03.2026 21:38 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Search-and-rescue crews were “flying blind” trying to rescue survivors from deadly tornadoes that hit the Midwest last week.

Why? Because Kristi Noem hadn't approved FEMA’s $200,000 contract with a tornado-tracking tool.

But she had time to spend $220 million on anti-immigrant ads. Priorities.

13.03.2026 16:45 👍 17679 🔁 7382 💬 458 📌 244

Well, shit, after the way the government treated him in Capricorn One...

13.03.2026 18:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Great interview.

13.03.2026 18:08 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Spoiler alert. OJ saves a cat.

13.03.2026 17:23 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

The best is when they show the same commercial five times in a row.

13.03.2026 05:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Only in Chicago…

13.03.2026 04:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What sequel do you consider to be a large improvement over the original?

13.03.2026 04:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Shit Mountain.

13.03.2026 04:23 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

UPDATE: There is no war, this is a war, the war ends soon, the war is just beginning, Iran’s nuclear program is gone, Iran could have a nuke in 2 weeks, Iran has no navy, Iran is planting mines, Iran is weak, Iran could attack California, oil is down which is good, oil is up which is good.

12.03.2026 15:04 👍 725 🔁 309 💬 39 📌 25

RFK Jr. Urges Americans To Grow Lots Of Pubes To Keep Bugs From Crawling In Cockhole

RFK Jr. Urges Americans To Grow Lots Of Pubes To Keep Bugs From Crawling In Cockhole https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-urges-americans-to-grow-lots-of-pubes-to-keep-bugs-from-crawling-in-cockhole/

12.03.2026 15:00 👍 2125 🔁 281 💬 75 📌 33

two cartoon characters , a blue dog and a pink cat , are standing next to each other on a pink background . ALT: two cartoon characters , a blue dog and a pink cat , are standing next to each other on a pink background .

12.03.2026 05:38 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yes, I'm religious. I believe in the Holy Trinity.

12.03.2026 05:10 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

She felt overexposed.

12.03.2026 04:48 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a black and white photo of a man laying in a bed with his eyes closed . ALT: a black and white photo of a man laying in a bed with his eyes closed .

12.03.2026 04:00 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

12.03.2026 03:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Goodnight from Ivy.

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Shemp Howard as depicted by Drew Friedman

Howard was BOTD in 1895

11.03.2026 14:24 👍 28 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 1

almost literally Trump tonight

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Whoa.

12.03.2026 00:16 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Wow, Gulf shippers are in a real bind here. On one hand, Donald says everything's fine and Gulf shippers should sail on thru. On the other hand: massive boat-melting fireballs. Both sides make good points!

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A picture of a bottle of wine sitting on a kitchen counter. The wine is called DRACULA wine and the label has a picture of fuckin Dracula doing the cape over the lower face move. The bottle of wine has a gorgeous little red satin lined Dracula cape hanging around its neck. Judge not lest ye be judged

I have not always been the best with money but relax, this bottle of wine wearing a cape cost UNDER $18

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I KNEW IT DAMMIT

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