Jack W

You’re doing the lords work and we thank you

I love travelling for work

Absolutely wild, it’s like celebrating your new promotion by seeing Death of a Salesman

In that room there were people with far healthier blood than mine thankfully, I think I’d be the blood equivalent of a McDonalds to him

Spending Valentine’s Day in a sauna with Bryan Johnson talking about AI and how not to die was not what I’d planned for 2025 I must say

I just cried over spilling cola on my favourite coffee table book in case anyone’s wondering how it’s going over here

I would die for Alexander. #TheTraitors

Another strong addition to their repertoire of breathy dramatic early noughties pop covers #TheTraitors

New niche ick unlocked: People who pronounce it Le Lay-Bo

Greens ahead of Reform among young people but the media don’t want to talk about that.

8 years together and only 7 of them were spent taking fit pics

“Spud Dust” is the kind of phraseology that can only have been produced by a heterosexual

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Entering 2025 like

This may be due to the non-stop alcohol consumption since 11am but still it’s been a lovely day

My first Christmas having my boyfriend and my family together and I was quite anxious and then my dad said that it had made Christmas for bf to be there and I cried a little

merry christmas all x

Love that the big negative with Norbot was that he made Gromit’s garden look like a new build housing estate in Essex

Gromit reading Paradise Lost by John Stilton really tickled me

It’s been 8 years but we finally spent a Christmas Day together 🖤

My mother asked me to put on the King’s speech by telling me to “get the Charlie on” and I now have whiplash from the double take I did

Every year I surprise myself at just how badly I wrap Christmas presents. You’d think after 30 years I’d make progress but NOPE

This might be the stupidest thing I’ve ever done and I’m so proud

Getting a new passport photo is truly the most humbling experience

I’m at the age where if somebody offered me acid I’d ask if it’s hyaluronic or glycolic

Tits out for the lads*

*Office Christmas party