Ring, the Quantum Enby 🏳️‍⚧️

I’ve never seen a beetle get married but I’ve watched an ant elope

it’s interesting that they’re trying to ban trans people from the military. from what i’ve heard they’re super soldiers who are too good at sports and athleticism

We left X and joined Bluesky because those against our parks said, “If you don’t like it, leave.” So we did. And now they’re saying, “No, come back so we can say mean things to you—it makes us feel important.”

That's trippy a f

Yes I did

Hey bnuuy I'm also permanently off Twitter

That's a pun stretch worthy of Stephen Pastis

I like the top right

Here's a character idea for DnD:

Race:Faerie
Class: monk and/or oath of ancients paladin
Feat: mage Slayer

A fae spirit that gained sentience and a wish for revenge/revolution after being summoned to trigger traps one too many times.

Very nice. I think warlocks should always have some kind of ambition driving them, at least if you do a typical warlock/patron relationship.

Bonus points if you go pact of the Chain (sprite) and fluff it as looking like a little angel over their shoulder.

Thank you for giving me the actual term.

Cursed knowledge: Because the Dwarven songs ("Misty Mountains ", "Blunt the Knives", "Song of Durin") are in iambic quadrameter they can be set to most sea shanties.

Heave her up and away we'll go
Haul away Santiana
We must away ere break of day
To claim our long forgotten gold

Ooh nice. Glad to see my idea sparking more ideas.

Hear me out: A ttrpg where you play as gothic/classic horror monsters defending the world against cosmic horror.

Thanks.

I simultaneously love and hate this.

Extra fun: Armorer and see if your gm will let you fluff the lightning launcher as shooting from the helm like a breath weapon.

Yeah my headcanon is tortles actually live as long as elves the average lifespan is so short because they have a ridiculously high infant mortality rate.

Basically the sea turtle gauntlet.

Grave cleric really fits with my headcanon for what tortle childhood is like.

Always nice to people drop character concepts.

Character idea for DnD:
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A warlock who sold their name to an Archfey for power.

Job 40-42 is just the Bible's cover of "You're Welcome"

Yeah I'm definitely taking new year new me seriously (by accident) 🏳️‍⚧️

Gender reveal parties are trans now. Deal with it.

The only thing in the eye of a beholder is an antimagic field and horrible death.

How dare the UK keep "A Spaceman Came Traveling" hidden from us!

And now I've added offense to my hormonal defense.

Why were all the famous queers in the late 1800s so dramatic? Wilde & Bosie, Verlaine & Rimbauld, Voltaire & Frederick... Etc.

I understand that it's stressful, but everyone knew, they weren't discreet, and they didn't even hide in closets if their wives came home and caught them in flagrante!