J.J.

Demi Lovato meme that says GET A JOB. STAY AWAY FROM HER

And trying to primary Omar no less...

This needs to be immortalized.

“Mom, I didn’t know you had Baccarat Rouge! Can I have it?”

He still has the audacity, though

lol!

I now regularly get asked “mom, what’s your favorite niche producer? Which is your favorite flanker to Valetino’s born in Roma? Can we go to Nordstrom to smell stuff?”

My 14-yr old boy has a group chat with his besties devoted to discussing colognes. They go smell them at stores and report back to each other. When they save and buy a new cologne, the whole chat weighs in. Oldest now has an acrylic display tray just for colognes.

The youth are okay.

A very menacing radar of severe storms

Spring in Texas, summarized in a picture

lol. Omg lol

Lived there from 2005-08 and same. Frost Bank had just been built but you could still stumble into random amazing bands (The Decemberists!) at night during SXSW

me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58

Lol yes, please keep suggesting this. Republican candidates will LOVE taking questions about it all summer.

Only salted

A bowl of butter and a bowl of buttermilk

At the time I am most overstimulated and overrun by chores, Youngest decided it was the right time for him to make butter from heavy cream as an experiment.

He succeeded! My kitchen is forever unclean.

A meme about “a total stranger about to drop the worst reply you’ve ever seen” in response to this dude’s incredibly weird skeet

I don’t. Just an experienced Ferrari fan

Just started the Australian GP and yelled “oh my god, Ferrari!”

Now we just wait for the inevitable heartbreak

That was KP but our experiences are shared at this point

This movie remains the hardest I have ever laughed in a theater. I remember being in pain, laughing so hard.

Screen grab of The Hangover

Prepping the boys appropriately for our trip to Vegas

Oldest: “What should I have for lunch: Hawaiian rolls or Fritos?”

Ah, to be a teen again.

I'm a parent and I really hesitate to call people bad parents. These are bad parents. Perhaps there are exceptions here and there where parents literally were not exposed to information to counter vaccine misinformation....but for everyone else? Bad parents. Sorry not sorry.

Oh there were about 100 different legal issues with it. I just thought that one was funniest

I love the idea of signing a contract with a minor like that. Wonder if the influencer just signed by emailing like "bruh, don't be unc, you don't need a contract or signature"

this move will simultaneously increase the average intelligence of the Trump cabinet and the U.S. senate

I didn't even mention the Oklahoma part because it felt like fish in a barrel

Just the expertise we need in charge of DHS: a plumber

With the cacophony of wanton cruelty, bad decisions, and gutting of necessary government resources every single day, sometimes it’s a random and seemingly unrelated story that just hits you. This is one for me.

I'm sorry, but lol. L O fucking L.

Drafting a new episode of @badlawyerpod.bsky.social and can't stop giggling to myself about how ridiculous it is.

This topic is fairly well-known, but still so silly that I can't wait to record it.