rosemary

mamma mia :(

great news! you're not actually seeing karl rove, john yoo, and david frum criticize the administration's lawlessness more stridently than dem leadership. you, reader, were infected with rabies by a brown bat 36 hours ago and this is all just the virus working its way through your nervous system

then you’re right but they probably won’t want to hear it. so. good luck 🫡💚💖

in a maoist way or in an old family dog way?

love finding out that liberal twitter alternative also doesn’t give a shit about trans women 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

my most feminine trait is that i say 'fuck' a lot

just one more endless war bro

beautiful adderal and and energy drink for breakfast i am going to live forever

when you think about it, the ass is the face of the legs

There should be an app that tracks sacred energy wells and horny singles

BLUEWHALEPILLED

is paint with primer real, or is it a 3-in-1 shampoo/conditioner/bodywash type situation?

at least they won’t get scurvy

just bought 4 boxes of saltines. am i on the autism registry now?

once a friend kept posting autofellating wojaks on instagram until her account got banned. some would argue that this was praxis i guess

they will in fact aid you in your quest if your heart is true 🦐💖💚

lifehack: you can eat shrimp shells if you have a heart full of love and courage. and the right genre of autism. and some shrimp.

it’s something to do with the economy i fear 😔

i was thirsty (beverage) not thirsty (horny) so it was a minus to me, the main character of that cvs :(

cvs got rid of the $0.99 arizona ice teas to make room to sell butt plugs

ALL THE DISEASES ARE CREATED WITH COMPUTER

Happy Neil Day to those who celebrate

hiding under a blanket rn 😭😭😭

happy autism month. you will be Aware of me 👁️👁️💖💚

i for one enjoy this new era of posting and can’t wait for more duck and garden updates 💚💖

@dryad4naiad.bsky.social rn

i just got done with therapy and now i’m ugly crying on the shitter so. thanks

congrats on your good grade in Teeth

now give me $500 for a one hour seminar where i share such insider tips as, “make content your audience likes”.