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Wisconsin's Final Dad

@finaldad

Sole remaining father in all of Wisconsin Also former engineer. Now full time shit remover. He/him

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"the left is simply too mean these days!!" meanwhile 100 years ago a pottsville woman is howling for blood in rhyme

12.08.2025 20:56 👍 3638 🔁 1073 💬 38 📌 24

Read the first chapter of this and I'm probably going to read the rest tonight. I love designing dungeons. I love creating traps. I love creating excessive detail that most people won't uncover

12.03.2026 23:49 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I keep meaning to but I haven't caught up with Um Aktually, Being Rich Is The Hardest Work Blog

12.03.2026 16:58 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The first two are just compliments in Wisconsin which is funny due to our large German ancestry

12.03.2026 12:04 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is why I wouldn't make it as a reporter because I'd call her a shameless liar who believes in nothing

11.03.2026 21:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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11.03.2026 21:02 👍 29 🔁 4 💬 6 📌 2

I need those microplastics to fill in the creases in me brains!

11.03.2026 18:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Had this discussion just yesterday with my coworkers and we all agreed

11.03.2026 18:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Like 10x faster

11.03.2026 18:07 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Honestly, it's going how I imagined but faster and way dumber

11.03.2026 18:06 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
11.03.2026 13:10 👍 16099 🔁 4216 💬 92 📌 36

Staring into the Abyss and then getting embarrassed when we make direct eye contact

11.03.2026 04:54 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

The only correct answer to the Trolley Problem is to shoot the person proposing the Trolley Problem

11.03.2026 04:50 👍 11 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

Sorry, I'm only 5'11"

11.03.2026 04:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That's alright. Somehow my brain just inserted them back in and I wouldn't have noticed unless you said something

11.03.2026 04:44 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yup and we wonder why there's so many repeat offenders

11.03.2026 04:38 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Decreasing funding for our infrastructure while increasing funding to destroy Iran's infrastructure. Brilliant

11.03.2026 01:51 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

About a year ago I was fully burnt out and took a sizeable pay cut and swing shifts to get out of engineering. Gawd, I'm finally starting to feel human again

11.03.2026 00:54 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

Gawd damn and here I've been going to sleep every night like a chump!

11.03.2026 00:40 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Learn something new everyday

10.03.2026 21:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Take out the protein and expresso and I'm game

10.03.2026 21:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
NBC News poll Voters hold negative views of Al. In fact, the only topics less popular in the survey were the Democratic Party and Iran.

NBC News poll Voters hold negative views of Al. In fact, the only topics less popular in the survey were the Democratic Party and Iran.

Truly a perfect news alert

10.03.2026 15:39 👍 17189 🔁 3495 💬 304 📌 237

Dang, he did a really good job then

10.03.2026 17:16 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I don't understand boss. I've been punching every balls I've seen for 25 years and I ain't stopping now!

10.03.2026 04:43 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah that would be a logical conclusion for North Korea to make

10.03.2026 04:41 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Me to all the boys when I killed all the other Wisconsin dads:

10.03.2026 04:40 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So glad I picked today to move my 401k accounts away from the stock market. I get the closing bell rate so I was sweating all day

09.03.2026 22:46 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

I agree everyone has a right to live unless sports is involved

*drone strikes the Packers Offensive line midgame*

09.03.2026 21:15 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"I believe in basic human rights unless sports is involved for some reason"

09.03.2026 21:13 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Did she at least courtesy like it before quitting forever?

09.03.2026 21:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0