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Put this one in the Own Goal Hall of Fame.
democrats still seem to be laboring under the delusion that they can introduce stuff to pass while trump is president and they, not trump, will somehow get credit for it. they learned nothing from trump taking credit for covid stimulus checks
Sorry I'm no longer Aaron I recently rebranded as Zambot
Who does Axios think its readers are when they write this stuff? I'm *in tech* and this doesn't make sense.
"Moltbook's social network was designed to run in conjunction with a separate project, OpenClaw. OpenClaw was previously called Clawdbot and briefly Moltbot."
www.axios.com/2026/03/10/m...
Candidates like Kat are an existential threat to the bullshit-as-usual industrial complex.
I didn't think anyone could beat the Breakfast Cereal industry for pure marketing Insanity, but Protein is making this a real race
This should, with no sarcasm or irony whatsoever, be the highlight of every Democrat's campaign starting today. Trump just effectively gave the corporate version of a pardon to the most hated company on the planet. Absolutely no one supports this.
Gavin Newsom, Kristi Noem Nod Silently To Each Other In Plastic Surgeon’s Office
Gavin Newsom, Kristi Noem Nod Silently To Each Other In Plastic Surgeon’s Office
ESPN push alert ESPN President Donald Trump plans executive order that would "solve all of the problems" facing college sports now
oh ok
I'll probably catch a block for this but AI has many amazing practical use cases. I've used it to practice foreign languages, figure out math homework with my kids, and negotiate a car lease. The problem is the people in charge of it are mostly values-less assholes focused on all the wrong stuff.
Pete Hegseth's murderous buffoonery, coming amid a lifetime in which he's betrayed everyone close to him and failed up from one disaster to the next, is a perfect example of how the appeal of Trumpism is that it creates a permission structure for people to openly be their worst selves
French Laundry chef again scolds Bay Area town over affordable housing project
lmfao Thomas Keller showing up to a community meeting in his chefs jacket to complain about affordable housing being built near his 3 Michelin star restaurant is just beyond parody. what a piece of shit
I think they might have better luck spending two thousand dollars holding a press conference where they detail who made the key decisions to collaborate with the Trump administration, how and when they were fired, and explaining what would stop that from happening again.
"Elite class solidarity" explains everything from Iran, to the Supreme Court, to the government's response to COVID, to "woke backlash," to Trump, etc. Like "the cruelty is the point," @adamserwer.bsky.social is so good at creating a unified theory of everything.
If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.
A picture of The Onion in print featuring this article posted on Twitter. https://theonion.com/anyone-else-have-those-weird-dreams-where-sobbing-future-generations-beg-you-to-change-course/
Grok being wrong: The Onion does have (hilarious) print editions, but this specific "Sam Altman" piece isn't from them—or any real outlet. It's a custom meme image made to look like one, floating around since at least February. Spot on for the satire though!
Wrong again, dumbass
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It’s actually FEWER Misérables
I know that I sound like a broken record but I think once this society was ok with accepting mass covid deaths just to be able to eat at Applebees then all bets were off.
I had a conversation with the OpenAI recruiter running their Head of Communications search. I told her Anthropic was eating their lunch. I never heard from them again.
These assholes are really gonna go with “war is peace, actually.”
“direct your anger at trump not the democrats” buddy you are severely underestimating the amount of anger i have available to me
James Franco being executed by hanging. "First time?" he asks, as though he's been hanged before.
hey gen z welcome to republican governance
Anthropic: We lost a contract because we refuse to build Skynet.
OpenAI: We'll do it
“if you won’t let us use your product to spy on Americans and kill without supervision we will single-handedly destroy your business by fiat” is the single most authoritarian anti-business action I can ever remember any administration taking
i dont know if its always been like this but among the elites theres just no sense of responsibility to be good stewards of the society thats given them everything
