Scowling Void of Pure Champiness

Peter Sidorcowicz

Doug Brown

Bjork Bjorkelton

While I know to temper my expectations, I am excited that my baseball team’s lineup will have names like “McGonigle, Torkelson & Dingler,” which sounds like a law firm out of Red Dead Redemption II.

Local newspaper website: “Here is how to watch your local baseball team and their affiliated broadcasters.”
Me: [signs up for ANOTHER app, pays, installs, logs in, selects game, selects “Tigers Broadcast”]
New app the newspaper said would work: “Yeah, no.”

Perhaps it should be … [lowers sunglasses]… “Yale to Corn.”

Hail to Corn.

A Day at the Races is on TCM.
Very cool to see the Marx Brothers center Black joy.

Honestly shocked my neighborhood is still on. Traffic lights all around us were out at 11 last night.

it’s unreal how these grown-ass men had no problem destroying untold lives with chatGPT but go crying to a judge when people make fun of them online

March Madness has gotten so commercialized, I remember when it used to be all about family and togetherness and having a tea party with a hare

Stupid wind needs to stupid stop.

Stephen Miller complaining about the UK finally eliminating heredity nobility from their legislature is a perfect encapsulation of how perverse it is to have these people in charge during the 250th anniversary of the Declaration of Independence.

If you keep this on mute and play the audio from Oswalt's filibuster on Parks and Rev it has the same vibe.

This happens with*everything* now. No matter how grave the crime or one-dimensional the injustice, after four days the hivemind of American punditry decides that the Real Story is how the people upset about it are the real villains.

Contract counterpart’s website informs me that its Boston office is located in Wilmington, Delaware.

‘Member when he stole nuclear secrets and hid them in a bathroom, and we just let him?
What a country.

Sorry I missed yesterday’s Wellness Wednesday video

It’s also spring break in a lot of places.

- finally trade for competent 2nd RD
- immediately lose top 2 centers in middle of playoff push

Make Patel fight on skates.

It’s not like he’s in a coma.

Morrissey is absolutely placing bets on whether his shows will cancel, and making more than he would by performing.

William: “Why was the show cancelled, Morrissey?”
Morrissey: “🎶 Will-yuuuhuhummm…”

So it’s a … [lowers sunglasses] flame-out?

Quickest way to kill AI is to tell Musk he's been jacking off to some dude in Kenya pretending to be a 12 year old girl from Florida

This might be the greatest split-screen ever broadcast.

They’ll play this in museums in future.

(🎥 LCI 🇫🇷)

My evidence professor used that case to teach my 1L class how a party can lose the jury so badly by being the shittiest litigant ever but still somehow win the PR battle.

im just really fucking sick of spending my entire adult life lurching from one worldwide economic disaster to another all because people pretend republicans arent dumb as dog shit morons completely detached from reality