Imagine being so sinfully mean and such a theological dimwit that you think you can bribe Jesus into coming back by exploding a bunch of his beloved children.
09.03.2026 22:06
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Imagine being so sinfully mean and such a theological dimwit that you think you can bribe Jesus into coming back by exploding a bunch of his beloved children.
Feels like 1930s France
Crate&Barrel’s marketing team really didn’t think this one thru huh
This means that 9-year-old Lucy can deadlift me.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Tiny chihuahua sitting on a heating pad on the bed
She's so predictable
That's probably why it's what I felt I needed to do, tbh
Chose a difficult year to give up feeling despair for lent
holy shit
A handicap blue and white painted sign on the asphalt of a parking space. The symbols are meant to be a pregnant women and a baby stroller, but it doesn't look like that. It looks like pac man being killed with scissors next to a dancer
Twerkers at the barbeque get priority parking 🫡
It's the best! I started using it bc it was what we recommended to bankruptcy clients at my first legal assistant job
** bun bun**
me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58
It's great in stews and gravy!
It got on my glasses when I was sitting several feet away
Pot of polenta cooking on the stove. There are splatters all over the stove
Polenta is being extra messy today. I'm going to have to clean the floor
Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Women are my favorite guy"
Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Tell the world 'stop the war'"
This song feels incredibly relevant today.
I have watched this approximately 47 times and laughed out loud 47 times
Wirtshausschlägerei, by Jan Miense Molenaer, 1650, 📸 by @andrewrittphoto
Dare Graham Platner to talk with Isaac Chotiner, tell him he would be a huge wuss if he doesn't
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Opera & Ballet
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If we have to do daylight savings, can't we make the change on a Friday night? Two days to adjust before going back to the office would be much better
I was very confused about it as a kid bc three plus four is always seven
First one that comes to mind is from ABC 7 in the Bay area used to have a jingle where a woman sang"3 and 4 should always be 7" to encourage people to watch Oprah and whatever was on before Oprah (it changed over the years)
The Fargo Woodchippers. It’s like a baseball player was fed into a woodchipper but not really its an animated logo style.
Some of the Minor League promo team names are ok but sometimes they nail it.
The Fargo Woodchippers.
She loves a big box hardware store. So many smells
Hard to know if she's sad or happy sometimes
They have a bunch of colors on clearance for so cheap rn
Apollo and Daphne, by Benedetto Luti, 1707-08, 📸 by Fumito Saeki @tshashin
She's fat! She must not have heard about the drugs!
Gonna guess it's because I ordered leggings from torrid on Wednesday
