It was pretty close to perfect. #TheMuppetShow
05.02.2026 04:25
👍 0
🔁 0
💬 0
📌 0
It was pretty close to perfect. #TheMuppetShow
The vampire LeStat knows about the AI bubble.
Cable is toast. I’m watching Stanford vs UVA and ads for doomsday prepper bullshit have been in at least 4 commercial breaks. #CollegeFootball
Both of the co-founders of Turning Point USA died from things that were preventable, but which they mocked and urged this nation to ignore. Bill Montgomery was killed in 2020 by COVID and Charlie Kirk was killed in 2025 by gun violence.
Seeking validation from other men by projecting wealth, dominance, and a superior physical appearance is gay. #manosphere
If you try to shame someone for not breastfeeding you should do everyone in the world a favor and kill yourself.
ACAB includes Harry Potter. #HarryPotter
Justin Verlander should have retired after the 2023 season.
Reminder that Andrew Schulz is a fucking moron.
And nothing will come of it.
I don’t think he can read anymore. Too much coke and too much dementia. I also think someone tried to explain historical examples of Import Substitution Industrialization and the only words he could remember or understand were “dictator” and “tariff.”
The concentration camp has a fucking merch table.
Kevin Drum wrote a seminal investigation into the connection between lead and crime and other impulse control impacts in 2013.
Still very much worth your time. www.motherjones.com/environment/...
I find myself agreeing with Tucker Carlson and it makes me sick to my stomach.
Jonathan Joss did not pass away after being shot during an argument with a neighbor. He was murdered by a homophobic neighbor who routinely threatened to harm him.
Who cares?
“Somebody! Please! My name is Clive Trotter and I’m an American and I am in trouble!”
Ron Paul should have pulled out.
You guys, I’m not going to lie. I was really worried about turning 40.
Then I found out California Fair Employment and Housing Act age discrimination protections kick in at 40.
The best birthday present might end up becoming part of a protected class.
oh no
My culture is not your costume!
I can’t wait for JD Vance to be the Nikita Kruschev of our time when President Dotard Trump finally dies.
“Comedian” Andrew Schulz voted for Trump because Republicans get the “most pussy” and let you say whatever you want, but I’m certain if someone called him a faggot to his face and no one intervened on his behalf he’d cry.
Now we need to start bullying Zuck and Jeff out of public policy discussions, too.
People who need assist to use the toilet have equal human value to those who do so independently. #autism #autismawareness #rfkjr
Friendly reminder that the only good Kennedys are the dead ones, and they were pieces of shit, too. #RFKJr #Autism #AutismAcceptance
My daughter, who was born 8 weeks premature, is growing at a pretty good clip now, she’s gained a pound since she was released from the NICU, increasing her corrected age weight from >1st percentile to 6th percentile. Truly amazing.