Grace 🌷

My daughter only likes music I play that’s sung by girls and it’s my favorite thing ever

Devastated to report that exercising regularly does in fact improve mental well being

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My happy place is in bed binging reality tv and playing games on my phone

Went to Trader Joe’s for the first time this week while visiting my mom because I don’t have one anywhere near me… How do you guys not get fat from all the cool snacks they have there? The selection of goodies is TOP TIER

This then caused me to panic, thinking I needed to call animal control to rescue these animals, only for our neighbor to tell me that this water doesn’t need flow right into the lake less than a mile away…

Do you guys think my manager will understand that I’m going to be late to work today because I was saving a turtle crossing the street and then got distracted because I saw our little retention pond had three wild otters in it

One thing about me is if I see you driving too fast in a parking lot or if your car gets too close to me and my daughter, I will be giving you the stankiest stink eye possible.

It’s absolutely mind boggling how much my life has changed in 6 months.

Brownie cookies??? I think yes!!!

Love coming home damn near midnight after working a long shift to find that a stray cat has pissed somewhere in my driveway. Find it, clean it, still in good spirits until I go inside and see my dog has yarfed all over the place.. like can I have a moment of peace PLEASE??

The best alani flavor 😛

This one goes out to the homophobes everywhere, and I mean it from the bottom of my heart: 🖕🏼

Photo of a sign with two frogs, standing on their hind legs and walking as if humans. One is carrrying a kite in the pride colours, with the other holding the kitestring. The caption on the sign reads "If you're opposed to gay marriage, you can simply say no when a gay person proposes to you"

Remember, kids.

ftp mobile games rule because every single month they explore new frontiers on how hostile ads can be

#FACTS

Your School House Rock moment......

Looking for inspo for my daughter’s Easter basket… dude when did Easter become Christmas 2.0 where they get toys and presents to the brim? I understand not wanting a full basket of candy but this is wild to me I feel like we completely lost the plot.

Serious question, why did they stop flavoring medicine once we became adults? I like grape flavored acetaminophen too

Change is so scary.

I understand that I’m 3 years late so forgive me but holy hell “Harry’s House” is a work of ART

World’s worst parent and it’s a high bar.

If you think this poster is offensive and doesn't belong in your child/grandchild's classroom, YOU don't belong HERE!

Roses are red
Violets are blue

Monta, a beautifully round and stocky cat whose dignity is a model for all.

foolish to buy a tesla. for that price you could buy thousands of beautiful gems for monta.

How it is rn

The worst part is by that point I felt too sick to even eat the dinner 🫣

It wasn’t until it was after 5pm and I was in the middle of cooking dinner feeling absolutely sick to my stomach that I realized I didn’t eat at all today. Probably should have thought about that before the energy drink 🤦🏼‍♀️