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29|He/him|Pan|'Tism GR Urbanist whomst also likes sports ⅙ of @untitledsickosproj.bsky.social AMA - https://tellonym.me/carsausage

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I mean tbf this is also a movie where the VA behind Peggy Hill played the grandma who created the whole thing

11.03.2026 05:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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09.03.2026 11:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Well he just got traded to the Buffalo Sabres so…

07.03.2026 22:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
the same picture but with no faces

the same picture but with no faces

no face

04.03.2026 17:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Is this tied in with the CHIP at all?

03.03.2026 23:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That or it's named after some minor pop hit from the 80s like "Watch Michael Albertson Jr. as he navigates the troubles of moving abroad in Turning Japanese! Wednesdays at 9p/8c, only on UPN!"

02.03.2026 18:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
"Cleveland — We're Not Detroit" still from Mike Polk Jr.'s Cleveland Tourism Video, but the text has been changed to read "Canada — We're Not America".

"Cleveland — We're Not Detroit" still from Mike Polk Jr.'s Cleveland Tourism Video, but the text has been changed to read "Canada — We're Not America".

The pride Canada has in not being America is the same as the pride Cleveland has in not being Detroit. Prove me wrong.

16.02.2026 15:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ladies if he says he's a Nice guy but doesn't live near the delta of the French Riviera that's a red flag and you need to run

16.02.2026 15:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
11.02.2026 15:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I remember him from this old-ass Genesis plug n play I got one easter

08.02.2026 00:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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05.02.2026 13:48 👍 1661 🔁 382 💬 6 📌 15

You Might Think He Loves You For Your Money But I Know What He Really Loves You For It's Your Brand New Leopard Skin Pillbox Hat - Death Grips youtu.be/y2cQvZPX3OY?...

04.02.2026 18:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm very boring. My fursona is a homo sapiens.

02.02.2026 08:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It's worth noting that Mark Wilf is only in here 3-4 times, and all of them are regarding his interest in a parkside property in Paris, France that Jeffrey Epstein also had his eye on.

That, and Steven Tisch sold tickets to the Vikings/Giants 2013 Josh Freeman game, somehow making that game worse.

01.02.2026 04:47 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I look like if one of those 80s nerds got really into the grunge scene

30.01.2026 08:59 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

N hey the Wild have been pretty okay

29.01.2026 22:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Everyone on LinkedIn knows [real name], but no-one wants to see carsausage, you feel me?

29.01.2026 06:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They feel like sleazy indie album covers

29.01.2026 05:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Why is he so worried about white people becoming a minority? Gosh, it's almost like he comes from a background of treating minorities like shit

29.01.2026 05:12 👍 164 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0
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If a grungegaze album has this look you KNOW that shit's fire

29.01.2026 05:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

As someone who struggles with imposter syndrome, I cannot imagine having a sycophant or some kind of sycophantic chatbot. Like, I can't even healthily process genuine praise, what makes you think I could handle someone literally paid/designed to say yes to my every whim?

28.01.2026 14:47 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

For all its faults, there's nowhere else I'd rather call home. 🫱✋

27.01.2026 00:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My issue with him is that I always get him confused with VA Dee Dee Baker

23.01.2026 18:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Better luck next time, Sam.

22.01.2026 08:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

General Sherman has discovered college football

22.01.2026 00:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
New Hampshire's All Right If You Like Fighting
New Hampshire's All Right If You Like Fighting YouTube video by Scissorfight - Topic

A punch in the face in the summer
A punch in the face in the winter
New Hampshire's alright if you like fighting
New Hampshire's alright if you like fighting
youtu.be/bEyQSQKMV70?...

20.01.2026 20:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Of all the times to be unemployed and not have the money to do anything why did it have to be when Fleshwater would be at the Scheme

20.01.2026 17:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lactose-liberal here. Don't tell me I'm on the wrong side of a BS culture war again

20.01.2026 17:08 👍 33 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

I think of all the memes he's created, @kcg.bsky.social might think about this one the least.

15.01.2026 02:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Le ebic may may reset

15.01.2026 02:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0