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Storyteller (https://gonelawn.net/owenwyke) & founding editor of Gone Lawn Journal (@gonelawn.bsky.social) Studied words and images in New Haven & Boston. Now living in some fateless middle-swim bedeviled by mountain laurels, coyotes and bells, bells.

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Someone at The Economist doesn't know what the term "de facto" means.

Gavin Newsom is leader only of himself.

03.03.2026 05:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just three good apps/extensions (multiple platforms) I finally found :

If you're tired of Apple Music's fuzzy playback: Echoes (standalone library and player)

No ads or reels on Facebook: F B Purity (browser extension)

No AI on Google: Hide AI Overview (Firefox extension, not sure of others)

02.03.2026 11:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Walley, Goffe and Dixwell Ave. intersect in New Haven . . . the most extremely conusing intersection in Connecticut.

Walley, Goffe and Dixwell Ave. intersect in New Haven . . . the most extremely conusing intersection in Connecticut.

Is this the most confusing intersection in southern New England? From New Haven, Connecticut. Imagine the horror, driving through this with cars behind you!

02.03.2026 09:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A thing about unrestrained evil: it doesn't just repeat, it escalates, and ICE is the same.

01.03.2026 13:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ha hah!

01.03.2026 12:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

O, for the love of peace I wish Gavin Newsom would shut up, but since he won't, I wish people would stop talking about him & showing videos of him desperately not shutting up.

There're better people to highlight: Robert Reich, AOC, Bernie, artists & small heroines & heroes everywhere.

28.02.2026 06:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Bugs Bunny piano boom
Bugs Bunny piano boom YouTube video by Khyron Allen

Old joke and a classic...

28.02.2026 06:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean . . . wow.

28.02.2026 03:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In my twenties I'd never include the comma within the quote ("Shazam" said Gluey Glue β€” not a real example) because I'd decided it was grammatically insensible . . . but eventually I had to accept that people were reading that and thinking I was dumb.

Sometimes, English grammar sucks.

26.02.2026 14:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry, but tonight I've been doing something far more enjoyable: shoveling snow in the dark.

25.02.2026 03:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just a reminder that the guy who is delivering the State of the Union address is a convicted felon mentioned in the Epstein files over a million times.

The state of the union is a disaster.

24.02.2026 18:23 πŸ‘ 471 πŸ” 147 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 4

How to stop a dictator: "To save democracy, you have to actually talk about democracy."

Solid research in this thread. These guys didn't ask what polls in a focus group. They asked what worked in other countries. We should listen.

24.02.2026 17:56 πŸ‘ 58 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Gavin Newsom's ego is so big it can eat Hansel and Gretel and the witch in one go. Don't let it happen. Then we'll have no story left, and you know how I love stories.

24.02.2026 05:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Scheiße! We've got a veritable poltermaus im Haus. Bap! Slap! Bam! Polter, polter, polter!

O, what to do?

24.02.2026 04:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"That Snallygaster's around here someplace, I swear it!"

24.02.2026 03:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Bernie Sanders wins Nevada Caucuses in 2020, 46%

Bernie Sanders wins Nevada Caucuses in 2020, 46%

Hey, all, remember when this happened six years ago? Remember all the shit that happened next? I sure do.

23.02.2026 13:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
gluey snow in Connecticut

gluey snow in Connecticut

Up here in Connecticut, still no blizzard, even though the snow looks like glue.

23.02.2026 13:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Let us just suppose, for argument, that the media has its head up its ass.

Now, let's conclude that the media has its head up its ass.

19.02.2026 04:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pelosi made a formidable study of her caucus. She knew how to manipulate them. When it comes to picking a leader she has proven again and again to be wrong.

It's time for us to stop listening to Pelosi.

16.02.2026 20:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Don't let the road rise up and hit you in the ass.

β€” New England proverb.

16.02.2026 16:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just sent out my first query to an agent. Woohoo! I was almost convinced I would never finish this book.

16.02.2026 06:55 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Pelosi's wrong . . . again. Gavin Newsom has a troubled record and has not shown that he can be a serious leader. Maybe wean him off of AI, teach him that homeless people are human beings who deserve dignity (and housing!), and so forth . . . he could be passable.

16.02.2026 04:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am a lifelong supporter of NASA. As a boy, I loved pictures and stories involving them.

The Artemis program is a sick joke.

Supporting the privatization of NASA is reprehensible.

Stop it, people.

03.02.2026 01:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Now I've got to buy sprinkles for my coffee.

02.02.2026 13:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Also :

β€’ Hanged for a-poaching
β€’ Fell off a horse
β€’ Pissed off a witch

01.02.2026 10:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I find it sad when I wake up & all of my dreams are gone from my head. They haven't taken root. It's like watching a crazy film & as soon as I leave the theater it's taken flight and joined its friends on the breeze-channels.

Don't get me wrong, I know why we foret our dreams. It's still sad.

01.02.2026 09:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Causes of Death in Traditional English Folk Songs

Causes of Death in Traditional English Folk Songs

01.02.2026 08:03 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Also angry, territorial snowmen and scarecrows.

01.02.2026 07:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Imbolc, everyone, & happy snow moon! Boy, that snow! But the goddess Brigit has your guard, with her back to winter she will usher in distant spring, through successive dawns, which are also her domain.

(Psst, don't mind that Christian imposter, who they claim turns water into beer. Silly!)

01.02.2026 07:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Man on a local news street interview: The earth is a resort for like 500 rich people and the rest of us are just the staff.

Man on a local news street interview: The earth is a resort for like 500 rich people and the rest of us are just the staff.

This shit hits like a sledgehammer right now. It's not even remotely an exaggeration.

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