Holly

Farmyard cow. They can be surprisingly large, fairly easily convinced and unopinionated in the way that horses of the same size are.

Was it at least an interesting race for 5th?

True, but those 3 are so much better, you’d expect some mid tier freaks also no?

I’d love to know whether there’s something they’re doing differently or if it is just them being anatomical freaks…. The latter just seems too fanciful, but I don’t know what they could be doing un noticed!

Just checking that this doesn’t include development teams supported by local government in regions of say….. Belgium….? 🥹

Wasn’t this something that was spoken about briefly but with some passion by Labour during the last election campaign?

Ive learned that “learning to spin a fun and compelling narrative” is a small price to pay for getting to bang on about my niche interests to unsuspecting people….

One of my fave things is when a rider is in a GT jersey and they find more items in the colour scheme day by day…. Nairo’s bike getting slowly more pink was especially cute…

Remco should be riding on something *entirely* gold by now…

Mr 60% and the Tashkent Terror not make the list??

Do you listen to Tour de France while watching the tour??

Cheese knives need serrated edges.

Counterpoint: calculating errors properly is really hard and they’re just trying to live laugh love 💅🏻☺️

Screenshot of Tweets that say: "Once at my granny's house my uncle excitedly said a James Bond film was on the tv. My Da said "sure they're all the same, a load of lads shooting at one lad then a mountain blows up." My uncle got really mad at how reductive that was then became furious when the mountain blew up. My Da, of course, knew it was the one where the mountain blows up at the end. This was a foundational lesson which illustrated to me that walking the path of the hater means knowing more about something that people who profess to like it."

A hostile takeover…. Start archiving eastern Oxfordshire parish by parish… I reckon you could make it to Bicester at least

Surely Remco’s 2nd and 3rd bikes?

It depends where you mean…. Whenever I mention that I’m into cycling someone, the first thing they say, without fail, is “so do you think they’re all on drugs?” So this won’t change that too much…

Will it be too much for the host of oil companies and sportswashing government sponsors? I doubt it…

Unless….

Forgive me for forgetting that Q36.5 isn’t *only* a highly elaborate Tom Pidcock support system again

Or the other place could have got noticeably worse again ….

Y’all believe in yourselves! You could just be good posters 🥰

Not prepared to learn that camels originated in North America, crossed the Bering Strait land bridge 7-20 million years ago and didn’t make it to Egypt until like, 700 ish BC

I thought this was when a Russian lesbian finds out that their wife contains a slightly smaller wife, who contains a slightly smaller wife…. Who contains….

For reasons too complex to explain here, I wrote an Apple II program designed for Early Modern Age Catholics to determine if they're allowed to have sex with their wife, or if it'd be a sin.

Here's the video of it running.

A sketch of two steam trains, human faces on the front. The title above them says 'The Broad Gauge and the Narrow Gauge'. The narrow gauge train is looking unbearably smug, then broad gauge absolutely raging. In the smoke, they are communicating, the broad gauge saying "You are a locomotive" and the narrow saying "You are another".

It's over: I've already depicted you as the seething broad gauge train, and myself as the smug narrow gauge!

Historians will make a lot of the fact that the Mighty Boosh uses euros, yet they both ended up in the Bake Off tent. Perhaps.....

This is the kind of conventionalist thinking which got us into this mess….

Doctor doctor, inject me with “the feeling when Sky formed trains to control two separate groups on the wet Roubaix stage of the Tour, then 5 minutes later every one of them slid out”

Growing old feels like seeing the “Team Sky bike handling” comments move on 😮‍💨

One huge upside of intensive care is that there so many plugs you’re spoiled for choice…. They’ve got sockets in there which didn’t even exist in my wildest dreams…