Amber

Eating your partner out in the shower is all fun and games till you get a mouth full of water and feel like your drowning.

:3

@peta fucking kill this guy

I’m hated by all manner of things, including but not limited to my wife.

Seeing this 30 minutes after saying “being a sadist and into pet play is the worst, cause what I’m supposed to do, beat my dog?” At my colleges queer resource center.

Many MANY such cases

casual relationship with a doggirl call that fostering

Hiding random lockpicking tools at my front door instead of a key, locking it, and going on vacation. Dog if you pass the skill check you deserve my shit.

I LOVE BUTT

POGGERS

Look it’s simple just fuck me and make me lamb chops and your sins will be forgiven

I’m so wet for them trans. I originally was going to say “I’m so wet for trans men” then I remembered how hot trans women were and I got sad about not including them.

My comedy is a defense mechanism so if I’m constantly defending myself I’m always getting funnier - my wife on: “smoking on new years”

Six seven *I say while cupping my nonexistent boobs. As I proceed to get beat by my girlfriend*

Is it so wrong to want to be kissed all over by hot women. IS THAT SO WRONG

They are the cutest, but I think sehkmet is done. #cat #kitty #cute

I LOVE SHELF FUNGI RAHHHHHHHH

Me waking up to check a text from my friend but it’s just a little guy who reads my text for me.

I wanna fuck the brat out of the red m&m

A CRAB DID WHAT TO THAT RAM

This is what it feels like to watch someone edit their OC into a random show.

I was wrong why did I doubt myself. I love marjwana :D

Look I feel like we all fear that dog on TikTok that speaks with buttons to much. Because like, imagine being able to be a dog and all of your favorite stems are buttons. I could do that forever.

You got games on your phone?

I’ve never truly felt jealous up until this point

Chillies=pve
Waffle House=pvp

Be honest guys do you find me funny :(

Wife: *pulls my hair*
Me: Mmmff- Regina!
Wife: who’s Regina
Me: My imaginary friend *I say pulling out a very not imaginary sock puppet and rubbing it against her dong making fake slurping noises*

Game night :3

Don’t worry guys all is well and the green goblin mask didn’t take over me. I simply fucked my wife and slept :D