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06.03.2026 22:12
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Goldilocks was so stupid for not wanting to sleep in a bed too big for her. "Oh, no! I'm too comfy." Shut up bitch.
Yay! I've missed Sad Mustache Man!
Me: "Welcome to my she shed."
Gynecologist: "Please stop calling it that."
Sort of in the mood to bake a cake.
i need to visit the seaside and listen to the sound of the waves this year or else i will turn to dust
McDong would be a pretty great name too
If McDonalds sold hot dogs, would you be able to (with a straight face) order a McWeiner and tell them to supersize it?
Soooo, I was slutty and decided to make a video to prove it. Hope you guys like!!
www.manyvids.com/Post/6XDA-1W...
Luna standing in front of a pink curtain wearing dark red strappy bodysuit. Her hand is in her hair
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If it makes you feel any better, I made 4 different types of cookies to give as gifts then ate the extras for like 2 meals for 3 days in a row last week.
Want to help me with these?
getting tipsy and wanna smack you around a lil bit
Me watching the True Blood episode where you meet a werewolf for the first time.
Me: "It’s sweet how cats sit on your chest to comfort you when you're sick in bed."
Cat: "I think I’ll eat the eyes first."
Muppet Little Shop of Horrors
with Animal as Audrey II
Saw a Cybertruck in the wild. Okay, you guys told me it was hideously ugly, but you didn't tell me it was THAT hideously ugly.
Hey y’all, just wanted to say… Custom videos will open up again on December 3rd.
>:3
Someone missed me
Okay, Chester is such a big ole snuggle bug but I have to know, does he startle himself awake with his own snoring? He strikes me as someone who would.
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
I’m not crazy, I’ve just been in a very bad mood for 40 years.
Wait until season 3...
I'm rewatching the series again. Hold onto your cheeks, it's a bit of a wild ride.
God: "Oh damn, I dropped my newest spider in the ocean."
Octopus: "Hey, I’m cool with this, actually."
