Riley Nova

You're so tough, my smol bunny

you're looking gay and adorable trying to look tough

I find it you're more of a Grant O'Brien but I'll take this into consideration, after all we know you're both real gamers

The world is my ball pit. Girls are my ball pit. I am the ball pit.

I am become piss, destroyer of ball pits.

My dog is an incorrigble gooner 😔

dark souls 2 is the fallout new vegas of dark souls games for trans women

Make me.

I hold by your neck the fentaneedle

A political compass displaying the sexiness of clowns and jesters. The horizontal axis places the monarchy serving jesters as the right wing and the peoples entertainer, the clown is placed as the left wing. Sexy to non-sexy is reflected in libertarian and authoritarian respectively along the vertical axis

Okay, so hear me out...

Calling French people "faguettes" until I'm beaten up in the streets of "Le gay Paris"

I eat eggs that refuse to hatch.

I'm like a Sphinx that is trying to convince you to transition.

I do worry sometimes that my posts will impact any career goals I could have.

Not that I'm submissive to her tho, I am a switch it's just that sometimes mommy wants a treat.

I have other interests than puppy girls, even more eclectic sexual preferences, the problem is that when I'm punching up posts, the puppy girl lobbyist who lives in my room and barks when I don't give her attention thinks it would be better if it involved puppy girls. The pee drinking is all me tho.

If someone, say a puppy girl has smoked weed and then hypothetically peed in my mouth, would I test positive on my next drug test? Asking for a friend

I'm surprised it took this long

The D*tch comes out

Unless I get my offline comedy career rolling at which point I'll change it to a maybe

Promise I'll release a video this year or die trying.

Don't worry it's a puppy girl, I'd never do this to a standard dog

I'm also considering stepping on her and shock collar.

Looking into corrective measures to make her love me again. The professional I consulted suggested urinating on her

Handed my puppy her toothbrush and it said "I hate you and I hope you die"

I love how thirsty puppies can be for my skeets, I've really found my calling and to think I wasn't really much of a dog person before

To be an authentic puppy girl you have to be made in "le dégradation" region of France

"Puppy girl with a degradation kink" is redundant.

If you're a dog without a degradation kink you're just a dog girl and not a puppy girl.

day 2 of no puppygirl, i've started to feel the withdrawals, the need to bully and cuddle unmet, i'm coping with softer drugs like amphetamine but the hollow feeling can't be satisfied with that alone when you've mainlined puppy for weeks

My puppy keeps begging me to hurt her so I sent her to her to the psychiatrist for SSRIs