Liz

I keep forgetting to get stoned in the morning this year 🤯 is this a thing?

Thanks for never throwing anything away, Dad.

Just saw. Thought of you.

One of my favorites for sure

I get McDonald’s one time in forever and that’s when the fucking Spotify DJ decides to play U2. Left hand on the wheel right hand on a burger I can’t set down because there’s ketchup on the bun and the wrapper blew onto the floor so no song changing. At least it was the Mary j Blige one.

High school boys who excelled at dry humping are doing tantra now change my mind

Where is is streaming

For sure!

How are we supposed to be monogamous when we were raised on destiny’s child jumpin jumpin just saying

Some of us had our car die and our dad can’t drive anymore but was still paying off his f-150 so we’re driving that as responsibly as possible and have a Grateful Dead license plate holder in hopes of that message getting across 🤣 maybe this is part of why though - one thing isn’t defining

Wondercide spray is amazing as human bug spray or dog tick spray

Ladies bathroom lines at Lily rose tonight are different from jam bands - don’t wait lol

Super cute!

Precious! How old is she?! 😍

We like it when you say “I can see you pushing back, here I am”

Hoist for me too🔥

Sometimes you open Bluesky and it’s the best time of day and this is one of those times

The answer is yes!

Anyone know if we can bring Nalgenes into the building tonight

I LOVE plane sleep. Sweet dreams!

If they love prime rib, house of prime. Brenda’s meat + 3 is yum too

Allowing shit away is my jam (when I get out of my way)

Piston underwear. Love Detroit basketball.

Oh hell yes

I mean it’s good, how could it work otherwise 🤣

Cashed in those frequent flyer miles for INDIANAPOLIS as you do

Yes! And even concert travel 🤣

Absolutely. I’m not interested in being fake for bullshit alignment. Fuck any of that!

It’s so wild. You just realize more and more. Like how detailed I am about where we can sit and why after being detailed about 27 other things is “cute” right? 🤣🤣🤣

Thank you, it’s a good one.