This bench is like 25 years old and was left behind when we bought this property. Figured I'd do a little something to it. The three painted horses are the goobers out in the pasture. (Before/After)
Without context.
HeLpInG
Me: "I need a metal wall-mounted ladder of specific height for the barn..."
McMaster-Carr: "I gotchu fam."
Malinois dog balancing on back legs.
Highly-trained goob missile.
That hat has been to nearly a dozen countries. 😈
A coworker made this depiction of me and I could not feel more called out.
Got stuck in an elevator today...and 30 minutes later I get out only to find out the elevator techs were there the whole time and just...didn't tag out the elevator. /facedesk
I feel like neighbor goat spends more time over here than over there at this point.
Monday Vibes
Farm life is never boring.
That brown goat with the red chain? Not our goat. 😆
Got Blink-182/Pierce the Veil tickets for next year and I'm way more excited for it than I probably should be. :D
Helicopter charter was totally worth it as well (taken with a -real- old 30D):
Me: Has a Boxer who gets into garbage....
*buys garbage cans with button lids*
...this is perfect, I'll never have to worry about this again.
Also Me: I should get a Malinois...one of the smartest dog breeds on the planet.
....
Me hearing about RU's failed moon landing:
I worked at a zoo for a summer, years ago (because why not) as an animal nutrition tech. We totally did this, and it's hilariously entertaining. Also, the entire prep kitchen looks like a murder scene. 😈
I feel this.
Me: *Looking at my meeting calendar for the week*
Also Me: Fuck, past me is an asshole.
Holy yikes.
He has been firm in his belief that he doesn't have a problem and he can quit whenever he wants.
One of our void cats has...a fish oil problem. On the upside, the pump head is clean every morning.
Mood
Graceful as fuck.
Refuse to be stored in black plastic sacks and placed in the containers provided
Do not go gentle into that good night
She's remarkably gentle even when we're playing hard...but I wouldn't recommend a stranger try it. :D
Quantum Def is definitely coming.
The image is a frog and a opossum. The text reads "Inside you are two wolves. One is a frog. The other is a opossum. You don't actually have any wolves."
I know this feel.
