Patience

The bomb cyclone wind hasn’t knocked my power out yet instead it just flickers every 5 min, constantly restarting my WiFi router. Someone go shoot at the sky for me

I need them to start pumping out Love Island Australia episodes every day of the week. Maybe twice a day. Because I am HOOKED

the cover of not like us, big house with a bunch of sex offender alert icons

2025 white house cabinet meeting

Truly

My 8th grade science teacher used to say “practice patience everyone practice patience” and all the boys would laugh at me lol

She’s also a really cool person @patience.bsky.social

Nothing to do with older women but replica by the fireplace (Maison Margiela) has had me in a chokehold this week but I think I just need it in a candle

Are you comforting the older women or are the older women comforting you??

A judgy hello

I’m a whöre for perfume samples but lately I’ve been struggling to decide if I actually like the scents I’m wearing because they smell good or because they remind me of comforting older women lmao

Hi Bella

Idk what you all are upset about, I’m having no problem streaming survivor season two (circa 2001) on paramount+

I think not lol when I was in high school me and my friend were the only people who showed up for the hit classic HALL PASS and we had to go ask the kids up front to start it 😭

an employee walked in to prepare to clean right before credits and I whipped my head around to look at the door like someone with PTSD. I just know he laughed when I left

and then I came home and watched the real housewives of salt lake city. Big day for mormons on my screens

Had an appt cancelled after I was already on the bus so I went and saw heretic alone at 5pm and nobody else showed up lol

(Was I spooked by every noise? yes.)

(Was this my ideal cinema experience? also yes.)

Consuming my first non-pizza topping vegetables since Sunday. Life goes on I guess

I’m doing my part!!

He also gave me one of those apple juice boxes they give kids and now im like wow apple juice is good actually should i be buying apple juice?

Doc gave me steroids for my sore throat and was really able to say “skip the tongue, shoot for the throat” with a straight face

DO IT I watched it for the first time during lockdowns and it was a nostalgic delight

Sorry but it is going to take 10 years to retrain my brain to check this godforsaken app instead of the other godforsaken app

For a lot of us, losing Twitter isn’t really about losing ties to the company itself. It’s losing 10+ years of real, asynchronous communities, professional development, the ability to get gigs and clients, the ability to promo/share your art on an extremely broad scale. The loss of that has impact.

Doesn’t make any sense to get a holiday off work but not the day after the holiday off work imo. In fact why don’t we all just take the week off and try returning on Monday

4 bear friends chillin in fresh water

Wish I had what they have

Let’s get her on here!!! The people need the bravo takes!

Not enough people posting about real housewives on this app

My only option is to go entirely off the grid !

I feel like such a boomer bc the idea of finding my lil spot on another social media site just to watch it inevitably crumble at the hands of a dumb billionaire seems too exhausting at this point