I don't know what factory in China needs to read this, but literally nobody needs a torch that flashes "SOS" and has seven different brightness levels. It needs a switch for turning it off and on, that's it.
I love all the Star Trek mirror universe episodes. All the men and women are complete slags. Wish they would do an entire series of it. Rated 18, of course. Some proper telly.
At every Premier League game, a supporter in kiit should be randomly selected from the crowd and allowed to play in whatever position they prefer. This would help reinvigorate a game that is becoming increasingly tedious. Don't want to play? Don't wear the kit.
You know you're getting old when you think it wouldn't be the end of the world if you ended up marrying the woman off the Sun Life over 50s advert
I have not met one person who likes CoPilot. Hundreds of billions spent just to make something worse.
The Repair Shop is great, but we really need a version showing all the priceless items that they irreparably screw up. There must've been some in the years that it's been on
The minimum number of guitars you need is 4. Solid body with single coils. Solid body with Humbuckers. Semi hollow. Acoustic. Any less and you've got gaps in your collection. There is no maximum number. You could make a case for owning 10 easily.
We should be entitled to a Young Person's Railcard between the ages of 18 and 64. We should get a Senior Citizen's Railcard between the ages of 64 and 85. Anyone over 85 should be entitled to free travel anywhere. It's only visitors who should pay full fare.
Ronny Corbett should have got glasses that actually fitted him properly.
The Government should drastically cut tax on alcohol in pubs and restaurants and pay for it by hiking taxes on alcohol for off sales. Social drinking is more of a social good than private drinking.
It's astonishing how many people think olive oil is for cooking with. The smoke point is terrible, and any flavor it has is lost or ruined when you heat it. Use sunflower or peanut oil, save olive oil for salads.
I'm disappointed that Rick Stein's wife isn't called Phyllis.
Faustian peril is necessary for the plot of "the substance", but in reality it's an incredible bargain. 2 weeks parading yr sweet botty all over town, followed by 2 weeks of pottering round the house, eating chicken & shouting at the telly sounds like the perfect life
Almost no one in Britain has a fucking clue how anything works. Elections. Taxation. Parliaments. Councils. Police. Most people don't have a scooby about the rules for any of them. That's what won the EU vote for Leave. Proper civics lessons in schools are desperately needed. anon_opin GOLD from 7th February 2024
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Some say the Brexit vote, some say Trump's election, but the real moment things started going wrong was when holding shift in Photoshop no longer constrained free transform.
Publishers' should list the size of the text in paper books. I live miles from a book shop and often order online. Too often they send a book that uses a tiny font that requires a magnifying glass, at which point I rely on an e-book. At least I can adjust the font with them.
Drink driving should be something you can pay to do, on a closed circuit with a suitably-prepped car: roll cage, stripped out, a harness, fire suit, and racing helmet. As well as being brilliant fun, the video of your "bloopers" would stop you doing it in public.
Skiing is an extraordinarily expensive way to break one leg and dislocate a knee. I don't even understand way I'm meant to enjoying slipping down a hill, fast.
After years of working IT support, I'm absolute convinced that people log trivial - but job-stopping - tickets as a way to avoid doing any work. "Why aren't you working?" "Oh, I'm waiting for IT get back to me about what the letter E is used for".
King Charles III should lead our troops into battle against the Russians. He has a smashing uniform and lots and lots of experience. I'm sure the soldiers would be delighted to be led by a man with as many medals as he has.
It should be just as socially acceptable for men to wear wigs as it is for women to have hair extensions
To all the 'just eat less and exercise more' people out there - What is your unhealthy habit? Smoking? Porn? Social media? If someone told you to 'just stop doing it" how helpful would you find that advice?
If you want an indication of the huge decline in basic digital skills over the last decade, just look at the constant misuse of the word 'screensaver'
Tax those massive, and massively polluting, American pick ups into oblivion. This is Hertfordshire not fucking Wyoming.
Best Stones period is the brief window between Brian Jones dropping out/dying and Mick Taylor joining.
If you're having to read people's lips when you're in social situations or there's a bit in a song that you know is there but you can't quite pick it out, don't be a dick. Go and get your hearing tested and get some hearing aids. No one cares and it'll change your life.
American English-speaking programmers have no idea how good they have it. You have no idea how many times something breaks because I've written 'centre' not 'center'
Supermarket trolleys should only be unlockable with the loyalty card barcode. That way they can easily see which lazy fucker has left a trolley in a parking space. And you instantly stop young shits chucking them in the river of shithole towns.
Media seem to think young people drinking much less or not at all as a bad thing. Given that these same youngsters all appear to be having some sort of mental health crisis of one sort or another, probably not a great idea for them to be taking a depressant like alcohol.
Beef jerkies are just dog treats marketed to humans
