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Jim Christie

@the-crust

Parent, Alfa and Triumph-owning petrolhead, clay pigoen shooter and server support ninja. Not necessarily in that order - or the same time!

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I thought swallows carried coconuts... ๐Ÿค”

10.03.2026 19:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Third.

It kicked ass on the diesel 159 Sportwagon, and continues to do so on the straight six Triumph ๐Ÿ‘

10.03.2026 17:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Had it got stuck? The fuel cap release in Mrs C's TT was always sticking and needed a new solenoid in the end...

10.03.2026 06:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think now the go-to for fans is Revotec

[ ...confidently says the man who still has the power-sapping mechanical fan on his Triumph ]

07.03.2026 15:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Goodbye, old friend. It's been a blast... ๐Ÿ˜ข

#weirdcarbs #alfaromeo #sportwagon

06.03.2026 12:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I had a lecturor at university who would do something similar - only it was "Mmmn? Ok?" on the end of every sentence.

We did, inevitably as late teen boys, take the piss.

05.03.2026 11:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Picture shows an Alpine 290 electric vehicle, in Martini livery with matching wheels.

Picture shows an Alpine 290 electric vehicle, in Martini livery with matching wheels.

Seen while registering mum's death today. Someone is doing EV-ing right by not buying a breeze block on wheels ๐Ÿ‘

#weirdcarbs #carbluesky #alpine #renault

05.03.2026 10:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm just waiting for Brave Sir Robin to make an appearance.

04.03.2026 20:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a group of knights are standing next to each other with the words we have the holy hand grenade Alt: Taken from Monty Python's Holy Grail film, shows a group of knights are standing next to each other with the words we have the holy hand grenade

Its like they pulled a pin on a grenade, then dropped it right at their own feet...

04.03.2026 18:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿค” Or me...

04.03.2026 17:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Range based on average economy, most likely. As you've driven, your average economy has improved, so its revised the likely range you could get if you continue driving that way ๐Ÿ‘

Or... it's messing with you and will plummet like a stone the moment your back is turned ๐Ÿคฃ

03.03.2026 09:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was quite surprised to see it, to be fair.

What is not surprising, perhaps, is that it was blocking traffic at a junction.

02.03.2026 21:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There's a Waymo car already in London - seen it out and about in the (relatively) narrow streets of Acton on sunday while visiting The Son.

02.03.2026 21:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For the first time in a while, I'm selling some stuff on eBay.

What the chuff is this simple delivery bullshit being forced on me?

Why can't I choose my own shipping options and not have eBay foist their rubbish on me, essentially making me pay twice if I want my own, better, choice?! ๐Ÿคฏ

01.03.2026 22:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When I posted this, some 7 months ago, I was - sort of - joking about the 159's clearcoat, which was in early stages of failure.

Not any more. It's actively abandoning ship every time the car gets wet.

This was earlier, as I was rinsing winter dirt off in advance of a proper clean ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

28.02.2026 19:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Our local Ikea and its associated car park is the sort of place I either go to first thing on a Sunday morning, last thing in the evening before they shut or simply not at all.

It is some sort of strange hell. Thoughts and prayers!

28.02.2026 07:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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There are more pics of the build on my Instagram if you wanted to use them as a reference : www.instagram.com/the.crust?ig...

28.02.2026 00:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Scrap intake, with throttle spindle removed  and blanked with short M10 bolt.

Scrap intake, with throttle spindle removed and blanked with short M10 bolt.

58mm Lotus / MG TF throttle body mounted to 6mm steel plate welded to an adapter made to fit to the PI air trunk. The air temp sensor can be seen let into the trunk behind it.

58mm Lotus / MG TF throttle body mounted to 6mm steel plate welded to an adapter made to fit to the PI air trunk. The air temp sensor can be seen let into the trunk behind it.

Scrap intake mechanical injector ports drilled out to 14mm to take Bosch EV6 injectors from a Ford Focus (210cc / min flow rate). They are fed by a Fred Millturn custom fuel rail.

Scrap intake mechanical injector ports drilled out to 14mm to take Bosch EV6 injectors from a Ford Focus (210cc / min flow rate). They are fed by a Fred Millturn custom fuel rail.

Detail of adapter for the throttle body to fit it to the original PI air trunk.

Detail of adapter for the throttle body to fit it to the original PI air trunk.

I used a scrap set of intakes and removed the throttle spindles and butterflies from them, blanked off the holes left behind and used a single throttle body mounted on an adapter plate.

Fuel setup was Bosch EV6 injectors and custom fuel rail in place of Lucas mechanical injectors.

28.02.2026 00:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Megasquirt on the PI ["Periodically Immobile" ๐Ÿคฃ Can I steal that...? ] is a really nice modification.

It has started on the button every time so far, drives really nicely and *doesn't* foul its own sparkplugs anymore ๐Ÿ‘

27.02.2026 22:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah... the CVH.

The CVH used to eat valve stem oil seals for fun and, if not serviced religiously, I seem to remember they suffered oil pump problems and used to block their own tappets up with gunge ๐Ÿค”

26.02.2026 07:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't get too comfortable - there's a grey and wet summer ahead of us to prevent us getting our fragile, easy-to-rust playthings out of their respective garages... ๐Ÿคฃ

25.02.2026 13:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who knows? The FB owners groups I on seem to think a late-model sportwagon is ITRO ยฃ2500 but I think that's... optimistic... given its mileage and overall condition, even with near-full MOT.

WBAC suggested a down-to-earth ยฃ800 which felt vaguely insulting despite the gearbox whines ๐Ÿคฃ

24.02.2026 23:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿค” "Joy" is possibly doing some very heavy lifting there - they're just nice leather seats - but I appreciate the sentiment! ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ‘

24.02.2026 22:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm more exchanging mine for another ๐Ÿคฃ

As said, Dort's moving - and not taking her 2018 1.3 JTDm Mito because nobody who lives in London seems to want to drive there.

I've done the dad thing and offered to look after it while she's scratching her London itch - but can't keep and run all 3 cars.

24.02.2026 22:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fraid so ๐Ÿ™

Am at risk of losing the garage the PI is in, so I need the space.

if I sold Dort's Mito, given I'm only a temporary(-permanent) custodian and she's just paid the finance off on it, she would have... opinions.

The 159 has served its purpose well, time to let it go on a high ๐Ÿ‘

24.02.2026 22:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Photo shows my 2011/61 Alfa 159 Sportwagon, freshly cleaned, sometime in 2025. It's not this clean now due to winter crud and another year's use has taken its toll on the paintwork. But it's still a stunning car from 20 feet. In the dark.

Photo shows my 2011/61 Alfa 159 Sportwagon, freshly cleaned, sometime in 2025. It's not this clean now due to winter crud and another year's use has taken its toll on the paintwork. But it's still a stunning car from 20 feet. In the dark.

Photo shows my 2011/61 Alfa 159 Sportwagon from the rear. It's not perfect by any means, but I've loved owning it for the last 11 years or so.

Photo shows my 2011/61 Alfa 159 Sportwagon from the rear. It's not perfect by any means, but I've loved owning it for the last 11 years or so.

The good:
'11/61 2.0 JTDm Lusso sportwagon
165,000 miles
White with tan leather
MOT till 14th Feb 2027
FSH, stamped book, lots of receipts.

The bad:
Slight oil leak
Gearbox whine in 3rd & 4th
Lacquer coat failed in places
Scratches
OSR sill welded Jan25 due to stonechip rusting through
Not ULEZ.

24.02.2026 21:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So, #WeirdCarBS, I think its time to move the #AlfaRomeo 159 Sportwagon on.

Dort is moving to london in weeks and leaving me her 2018 Mito to use.

I can't store both and given the 159 is older and rougher around the edges, it makes more sense to pass it on.

Any interest here before I eBay it?

24.02.2026 21:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Kittens snoozing in 4 pictures

#caturday
#CatsofBlueSky

22.02.2026 18:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Picture shows a small bottle of Dowr whisky from the Rosemullion Distillery.

Picture shows a small bottle of Dowr whisky from the Rosemullion Distillery.

Tonight's tipple is a malt whisky called Dowr from the Rosemullion Distillery in Cornwall - picked this little gem up from the British Shooting Show at the NEC earlier today.

It's very nice.

14.02.2026 20:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And mine ๐Ÿ‘ Got a few little jobs to do on the Triumph first though...

14.02.2026 07:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0