mechanical jam

Wow, so has iOS, apparently.

*Kings of Leon voice*

I’m not surprised at this sudden discovery that one of my recurring nightmares turns out to be an archetype, but I do find it strangely reassuring.

Looks active to me, so he might be on a blocking tear if you tried to give him a well-deserved earful on here

Man, now that you mention it Segraves DID seem to have an extremely “broads don’t belong in broadcasting” attitude! But also blogs!

MAGA cum laude, surely?

“Why won’t this chickenfucker stop fucking all these chickens?!?!”

Alt Parks, you rascal, what are you up to this time?

I’d expect a nonzero number of “Iran war under Kamala” memes featuring rainbow-colored mushroom clouds

Katamari Damacy

Wow, Ellison got those kneepads distributed among the CNN staff with the quickness!

If you’d given me a thousand guesses what kind of music Kiefer Sutherland’s child rapist character in “Eye for an Eye” would listen to I don’t think I would’ve managed to land on Cranes but man this guy is INTO IT

Older woman #1 (Jean Smart) says, “so that he could get all the cops in masks,” [scene from the HBO series “Watchmen”]

Older woman #2 (Frances Fisher) listens as older woman #1 says “and pretty soon, no one can tell the good guys from the bad guys,” [scene from the HBO series “Watchmen”]

Older woman #1 says “because everybody’s covering their fucking faces” [scene from the HBO series “Watchmen”]

Older woman 1 concludes, “and pledging loyalty to their newly elected leader.” [scene from the HBO series “Watchmen”]

Boy, just imagine if this was real life and not just a (really fuckin’ amazing) television show!

Your job is to pick the worst possible actor to play James Bond. Go!

Soooo…horse mackerel?

Challenge for those who are very confident that my dick is small: Explain how human consciousness works.

Yeah well you seem to be encouraging that critical thought primarily by being a smug, condescending dick so if nothing else I gotta say your outreach could use some serious overhauling

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Book cover for “Popular Hits of the Showa Era” by Ryu Murakami. The art depicts an arm holding a microphone thrusting upward as it bursts from the ground over a background of alternating black and magenta rays reminiscent of the Japanese Rising Sun flag

Maybe there’s karaoke?

He is building a sort of Groverhaus of excuses for phone-in-watergate, though

Fetterman was a lazy slob who radiated Hitler particles, he was nothing at all like my favored hard-working PMC fka Blackwater mercenary with the literal SS totenkopf that he paraded around in for 20 years!

A group of U.S. civil war union soldiers are gathered on one side of the room with Ulysses S. Grant in front of them, shaking hands with empty air. He’s saying “I declare the Confederate forces unconditionally surrendered.” [an edited version of the Thomas Nast painting “General Robert E. Lee Surrenders at Appomattox Court House” with Robert E. Lee and his second removed from the image]

“We’ll do it with AI”

*6 Months Later*

AP: A staggering $4.7 billion in tariff refunds were erroneously awarded to AI hallucinated individual Weedlord Bonerhitler

Reminiscent of Henry Cavill’s digitally erased mustache lip

Wait, it’s out already? Damn, there goes those pre-order bonuses.

Mine was Vincent D’Onofrio so if something bad has come out about him I DON’T WANNA HEAR IT

Cover art for Ultra Games’ “Metal Gear” for the NES, featuring a painted version of the above-posted image of Michael Biehn, as well as a bipedal tank.

Looooove The Terminator but that shot will always read as “Solid Snake” for me