Happy Onyx Storm Eve! See you after I've finished and not a single page before. ๐ซก #SpoilerFree
Happy Onyx Storm Eve! See you after I've finished and not a single page before. ๐ซก #SpoilerFree
Not during sex with Milo, mind you. But during sex.
Everyone's talking about The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived for Monday, but I feel like the playlist is
๐ฏ mad woman
๐ฏ Cassandra
๐ฏ exile
I suppose in the end we'll all watch it burn together regardless of the tunes. ๐
If I start spending my doom scroll time here, Bluesky better be the one that survives. This platform hopping nonsense is for the birds.
[Narrator, from the future] There would NOT always be TikTok.
(But also know that it's pronounced Med-eye-na because Ohio.)
Yeah, I'll get the bingo card when someone who isn't already sick of it compiles one. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
It's not... NOT a win.
Nothing tells on you like a roomba dodging the ghost of that box pile you finally broke down. ๐
Asked what I want to do in New Orleans this weekend, my only immediate answer was "beignets?" Look. I am a treat-motivated traveler. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Do you panic when all of your library holds are ready at once, or are you normal? *sweats in available books*
Annnnd he's blaming it on a bad marketing firm, operating without his approval. ๐
Did I finally submit an Art of Storytelling panel based on Shakespeare and Taylor Swift? Yes... Glittery prop prep to commence. If it's rejected, there's always TikTok. #ConAfterglow ๐
That baby needs love STAT.
Same. ๐ฅบ She's slept on me allll day.
Poor Joe Purro. Shut down by the pups. ๐ฟ
a parking lot with a Skyline chili visible in the background
My view of the skyline from the coffee shop this morning. #amwriting #Ohio
Okay, a Starbucks van similar to an ice cream truck. Your app notifies you when it's in the neighborhood. You order, it delivers. Just...putting it into the universe.
Writing this book *feels* like reading a guilty pleasure novel. Which leads me to suspect that my greatest hurdle will be letting anyone else see it ever. ๐
But I am enjoying the hell out of it either way. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Me: The kids are back to school. The house is fiiiinally quiet enough to write.
Also Me: Definitely going to write at a coffee shop today.
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Throwback Jack Sparrow vibes as I stumble around blearily asking why the coffee is *always* gone.
Purely fun question / research for my novel-in-progress...if someone dropped millions into your bank account overnight, what is the first totally indulgent thing you would do? Go. ๐ซก