Meu terapeuta: você precisa viajar e descansar
Minha mãe: mas e se eu discordar?

Aquela dolorosa incerteza de mandar e-mails pra marcas

Eu preciso me mudar

Elaborate? (Asking)

1980s screenshot of Jerry Falwell in a TV control room with chyron "Liberty University: Gay Sex Command Center"

Universities can't even have a Gay Sex Command Center anymore, because of woke.

Deep Space Discounts is currently looking for a Voiceover Artist! ($175 flat fee) for a "Corporate Voiceover". Needed for a 1-hour Zoom call on May 6th or 7th, 9am-9pm UK time (sorry for the late notice!) Follow link for more info!

✨ARE YOU A VOICEOVER ARTIST/VOICE ACTOR?✨
I'm looking for a Voiceover Artist! ($175 flat fee) for a "Corporate Voiceover". Needed for a 1-hour Zoom call on May 6th or 7th, 9am-9pm UK time (sorry for the late notice!)

Follow link for more details:
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🚨VEJA: Polícia do RJ divulga vídeo da operação ‘FAKE MONSTER’ que impediu um ataque terrorista de eleitores criminosos de Jair Bolsonaro no show da Gaga ontem (03), em Copacabana.

Monsterfucker: sexo com fãs da lady gaga

My video “Twilight” has been hit with a copyright claim more than a year after publication, and can no longer be viewed in Canada or parts of Europe. The claim is over short clips of the movie used in the context of a review. I am disputing it on fair use grounds.

Patrisio se fuerte

My latest video "CONSPIRACY" now has full English captions lovingly handcrafted by an old Italian carpenter instead of the shitty AI ones.

A COMPUTER CAN NEVER BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE THEREFORE A COMPUTER MUST NEVER MAKE A MANAGEMENT DECISION

*TAPS THE SIGN AGAIN*

Quarta feira de cinzas é um nome irado

On this day, 100 yrs ago, cars were given priority over pedestrians in the streets of the US.

It began Jan. 24, 1925, when the 1st "jaywalker" was arrested in Los Angeles.

Until then, it had been a city of walkers, with an extensive street railway network.

Victim shaming started right away...
🚶‍♂️🧵

Putting these two quotes back to back, one realizes that if Daniel Radcliffe has met trans kids who told him how much Harry Potter has meant to them, JKR definitely has as well.

She's met with them. She's heard their stories.

And she says they don't even exist.

I'll never understand transphobes. Why are they all SO resentful of the very same people they constantly jack off to?

Transphobes owe SO MUCH to trans people. Transphobes wouldn't be able to successfully fuck their wives without thinking about trans people. What a shitty way to repay them.

Eu vou mata o Patrick

I posted this tweet almost four years ago (one of my finest thank ya kindly).

Now that Wicked Part One is out and we’re on the cusp of Snow White I’m just curious… how they doing? Have we checked on Disney? They good?

Yes AI art is ugly, but that isn't the problem with AI art. AI art will get better and it will still be unacceptable.

AI art is built on stolen art. AI music is built on stolen music. AI videos are built on stolen videos. AI text is built on stolen text.

Across all mediums, fuck AI.

BlueSky is trying to monetize so let's show them some numbers:

Reskeet this if you refuse to pay for BlueSky+ until trust & safety decides to prioritize marginalized users.

That's $96 / year of lost revenue for each reskeet...

Cada dia pior q o outro hein

Qual o nome?

Isso é uma carta real de yu Gi Oh

Dia mundial de me ignorar no zap hoje?

Hoje é um dia de ficar triste e não ter como se alegrar